Cspan Will Televise Live Ceremony of Bush Being Award Battle Ribbons.

[The Lone Liberal]

Ceremony to be held in Crawford at noon. Rumsfeld will present Bush battle ribbons with oak leaf cluster, Navy Cross, Silver Star and Infantry Badge. RNC says, “whole story has not been told of the President’s heroism in the face of hostile actions.” CBS and Fox contemplating mini-series based on the President’s exploits in Iraq.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. I hear he's up for a congressional medal of honor, as well

And even being considered as the sole recipient of all the Kennedy Center honors this year for his continued service to and contributions to the world of art.

:puke:

[whirlygigspin]

2. Is this a joke?

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. I have personally nominated our supreme leader for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Just got off the phone with Jacques Chirac and have convinced him to award our fearless leader the Croix de Guerre. "I want some freedom fries, toute de goddamn suite," is how Jacques concluded our conversation.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. And I just got off the phone with Elizabeth

And convinced her to give our heroic president a Barony so that he'd be able to be part of Parliament as well. She thinks it's a great idea - not as much honor as he deserves, of course, but it's a start.

[BlueCollar]

4. "Senior Administration Officials"

confirm Nobel Peace Prize to be awarded on Prime Time Live...

[FloridaPat]

5. This is a joke right? If he gets those, the all the troops

everywhere should just walk out. If that's bravery at $400,000 a year, why should anyone else show up. Just send in the Clowns - oops, I mean Bush.

[ikojo]

6. Yet another Republican commerical being

filmed and aired to the focus group that is C-SPAN. I am sure they will read the message boards and edit the commercial accordingly before they air it during the 2004 election season.

Wow! If Clinton's handlers had done half of this stuff the pugs would have DEMANDED investigation after investigation. All the Dems can do is praise him for what little he does.

Oy vey!

[supernova]

7. Oh Barf

Gag me! :puke:

... heroism in the face of hostile actions?!

What, he unflinchingly defended his twinkies from within the midst of 50,000 american soldiers from starving Iraqis?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

9. Not to mention his knighthood in OBE, an Iron Cross, the Croix de

Guerre, the Order of Malta, and a Purple Heart.

[gristy]

10. No Link = Probably Not True

Whether it is a joke (i.e. funny) is another question.

[Catshrink]

23. Nothing on C-span's website about it....

it's a damn funny joke though.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Just got an email confirming his receipt of a MacArthur genius fellowship

'bout time he got one!!

[greatauntoftriplets]

13. Now I have talked with the Pope.

He is beginning the canonization process immediately. This time, the individual to receive sainthood doesn't have to be dead. St. George of Crawford coming right up.

[BlueCollar]

12. The Royal Society for Literature meanwhile

is meeting in a secret bunker in Greenwich....

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

14. The Illuminati have just called a secret meeting

they told me to be there by noon, and to vote the "right" way.

Wow, what an honor.

[greatauntoftriplets]

15. Now I have talked with God.

Apparently we were late to realize that George W. Bush is the second coming.

[greatauntoftriplets]

21. OH NO!!!!

God just called me back to mention that the Rapture is at hand!!!!

[greatauntoftriplets]

25. Related news flash from Belfast!

Inspired by George W. Bush's selfless display of bravery flying to Baghdad for Thanksgiving dinner with American troops, the Rev. Ian Paisley has reversed his refusal to talk with Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams. Quoth the reverend, "I really love Gerry and want to be his blood brother".

greataunt's comment: Will wonders never cease?

[BlueCollar]

16. MENSA

considering in another bunker...

[lpbk2713]

17. Not only all the above, but.......

..... the local McDonald's gave him an extra toy in his Happy Meal for being such a good boy.

[BlueJazz]

18. Fox News will air a 4-hour long documentery......

...on the Presidents actions Thursday.

On a related note, 2 Fox anchors broke down in tears while trying
to report our Presidents brave assault Thursday.
One said "Even God Almighty was proud of our Glorious leader today"

[The Lone Liberal]

19. Damn, that is two hours longer than he was there.

Must be something we dont know about that trip.

[gristy]

22. Do you have any more information on this documentary?

I can't find any information. Four hours seems kind of long. Are you making this up?

News anchors crying on the air? Did anyone else see this?

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. We got the information in our Republican Team Leader e-mail

You should have gotten yours already. :shrug:

Unless, of course, you're an America-hater.

[Bertha Venation]

20. somehow, this thread has reminded me of a quote from "Good

Morning, Vietnam"

weasely lt: "With all due respect, sir, former VP Nixon is a good man and a decent man--"

general: "Bullshit! That man leaves a trail behind him that would fertilize the Sinai. Why, I wouldn't buy an apple from the son of a bitch, and I consider him a good close personal friend."

...but something tells me Nixon will go down in history as a better president than *.

[cosmicdot]

24. Just finished channeling the great Wizard of Oz (or is that Id?) ...

... it's certain that * will be offered a brain, a heart; and, the nerve in a clear triple-hitter ... the little people of Munchkinland will be catering a festival to honor the occasion in The Poppy field (see map for directions) ... all sheeple are invited ... Faux has exclusive coverage ... the day will be declared a couch potato holiday ... don't sleep through this one ... to prevent no one showing up, bus service to and from the festivities will be offered ... inquire locally ...



... you'll be his ... you'll be his ... you'll be his-tory in the Hall of Fame ...


Note: actual offerings of a brain, a heart; and, the nerve will be on "paper" or equivalent paper or symbolic format. No warranties: all awards are "as is, where is, with all faults known or unknown" with no warranty expressed or implied.

[NJCher]

26. gwb to receive the Osnolitzer

George W. Bush will be the esteemed recipient of the Osnolitzer, an award that combines the Oscar, the Nobel and the Pulitzer Prize. Based on the famed terducky, the award has been formed to honor acting in politics and proficiency in suckering the press.




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