If Media Whores had to get real jobs, they would....

[joeybee12]

Tough choices, if you ask me.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Infomercial hosts.

It's pretty much what they do now.

Either that or car sales "associates".

[kalian]

2. Other....work at Wal-Mart....

they're scum.

[joeybee12]

4. You mean, of course, late at night for sub-minimum wage,

don't you??????

[philosophie_en_rose]

3. Sycophants for hire.

If the money went away, I suspect we'd be stuck with the losers who would suddenly see the appeal of liberalism.

[salinen]

5. What I fucking hate

is that some event will happen next week, and the same crowd will explain to us what "really" happened. "And here to discuss this...
Bill Kristol, Ann Coulter, Howard Fineman, Ollie North, Bill Bennet, Mark Levin(please die), David Horowitz, Peggy Noonan, Bob Dornan, Newt, et al. I want passionless news from unknown newscasters without opinion.

[joeybee12]

6. Well, for that you're going to have to go overseas!

Those days are long gone in this country, and it's only going to get more opinionated.

[salinen]

7. joey can you hear

that "trurrpt" sound. That's me trying to remove my own brain with my dogs chew toy.

[joeybee12]

8. Sounds painful!

[Raenelle]

9. They're whores--they'll always find work.

They would only have to change customers if they press did it's job.

[joeybee12]

10. Kick!

[sasquatch]

11. They'll die of Oxycontin overdoses

I'd like to see Thomas Friedman found dead in a pool of his own vomit}(