The Kim Cattrall Song

[Paragon]

Crow: Hello. Good day. Happy to see you. I, Crow T. Robot, have penned a little ditty in honor of the star of today's experiement, Kim Cattrall. It's call "Oh, Kim Cattrall" by Crow T. Robot, sung by Crow T. Robot. It's marked allegro con brio, Köchel listing 643.

(singing)

Kim Cattrall, Kim Cattrall,
Kim Kim Kim Kim Kim Cattrall.
You were in "Mannequin," and that was a really good movie
Kim Cattrall, Kim Cattrall,
Kim Cattrall, Kim Caaaattraaaaa-halll!
Kim Cattrall, Kim Cattrall,
Kim Cattrall, Kim Cattrall,
Kim Cattrall, Kim Cattrall,
Kim Kim Kim Cattrall.
You've never made a bad film.
Oh, What the hell, ring my bell.
Let's go to The Dells.
Our relationship will gel.
I like your smell, you're really swell.
(as Charlton Heston) I'm Charlton Heston for Con-Tel.
I love you, Kiiiiiiiim-
(spoken, slyly) I liked your dress at the Ace awards-
(singing) Caaaattraaaaaaaall

[GOPisEvil]

1. Hahahaha!

I always forget MST3K is on Saturday mornings! x(

[AnnabelLee]

2. Hahahahaaaaa!

I miss that show so much. Here's another of my favorites, from the Daddy-O episode:

"Hike Up Your Pants"

(On the SOL)

JOEL: Dad 'n Lad, Farrahs, Levis, Bugle Boys
Sans-a-Belt, Chinos, Haggar, Ban-Rol,
Arnold Palmer, Wrangler, Johnny Carson, Huskies
No pants are higher than mine.

Hah! Oh! Look out! Don't touch this!

SERVO: Hah!

JOEL: Hike up your britches, super high now.
Cut off the circulation, to your thighs now.
Yank your trousers higher than Corey Haim's, oh wow.

SERVO: Hu hoo! Hah!

JOEL: 'Cause it ain't hip 'til you're in total pain.

SERVO: Whooo!

JOEL: Hike up your pants till you see your shins,
Wear an Izod shirt like a second skin.
Make sure you wear your belt buckle to the side.
Hike up your pants, take your butt cheeks for a ride.

SERVO: Hey!

JOEL: Hike, Hike, Hike, up your Chinos
Hike, Hike, Hike, up your Farrahs
Hike, Hike, Hike, up your Haggars
Hike up your britches like mine.... Take it Frank!

SERVO: Whoooo!

(In Deep 13)

FRANK: Hike, Hike, Hike, Hike your pants up
Hike Hike Hike...with the thing, and, uh...
Hike Hike Hike...with the football...
Hike Hike...:D