Zomby's governorship of a population of pies

[Zomby Woof]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......
Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiesssssssssssssssssssss. :P

All your pies are belong to me!!!


(See GD for more insight on the thread title) :D

[JohnKleeb]

1. I wont give you my lemon meriague

but you can invade my aquaintance's house and take his pies.

[Zomby Woof]

4. No!! Dennis said I can have your pies!!!

Look! Why do you think he is smiling??? He wants me to have your pies!

[JohnKleeb]

9. You can have it, I am trying to cut back

Its just you will find more pies if you invade this dude's fridge but my pie is fresher and didnt expire a week ago at the least. I only have a pie.

[Zomby Woof]

11. one pie is fine!

As long as it isn't a pie-in-the-sky! :o

[JohnKleeb]

12. fine have it

Theres no milk here anyways :(.

[JVS]

2. You can have my pie when you pry it out of my cold dead stomach!

[ulysses]

3. but are they filling-diverse?

Do you have any experience governing pecan pies, or is it nothing but Key Lime where you're from?

:silly:

[JohnKleeb]

5. The apples need be representing too

I governed a town of cakes and most of them were ice cream cake :9

[ulysses]

8. damned apples

We give too much away to the apples! No special rights for apples!

Oh, 'scuse me...

[Zomby Woof]

16. that's getting to the 'core' of the matter!

Very a-peeling indeed.

[ulysses]

22. don't get tart with me!

[Zomby Woof]

6. you're as cute as a pumpkin!

PUMPKIN pie that is!!! :P

I welcome any and all pies into my big tent of a piehole!

[JVS]

7. Pumpkin, Apple, Lemon Merengue, Minced Meat, Rhubarb, Cherry!

All of these are regular pies in my house!

[Liberal Veteran]

10. Yes, but you only have American Pies!

How will you cope with having to deal with the pies of other nations since you have no experience with worldly pies?

And rumor has it you have even less experience dealing with pastries!

My god, man, we're at war! We need people with pie AND pastry experience!

[Zomby Woof]

14. There is ONE pie I forbid!!!

That nasty Don McLean song! :puke: That's one American Pie I won't eat!

[JVS]

15. We need the help of Schwarzwalder Kirschtorte!

[Padraig18]

13. I demand representation for the long-opressed ONION PIES!

"We shall odorcome....we shall odor come..." :P

[Zomby Woof]

17. how many layers in that pie?

Will an onion pie make me cry, or is that a big lie?

[JVS]

19. Ummmm Onion Pie is great

So good. Spinach Pie is another good one. Spinach Strudel is terrific.

[Lars39]

18. Preschoolers unite! Mud pie representation is close at hand!

From cottage industry to huge factories, mudpies deserve a break. :)

[Zomby Woof]

21. I love mudpies!

They are the best for getting back to nature!

[buddhamama]

20. you can keep `em

they weren't pure anyway;they were made with that syrupy filling that is more juice and suger than fruit.

you're just trying to suck up to the suger lobbiests.

[Zomby Woof]

23. I hear a giant sucking sound!!

The sound of me sucking down all those tasty chemicals and preservatives!!

They have been known to cause brain damage in lab rats, but you seeee know evuhducne inn thatt wid meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *plop*

[ulysses]

24. Pie purist!

Don't let the rhubarb be the enemy of the peach.

[Zomby Woof]

25. defending the freedom of peach??

Or just the fruits of pie labor?

[ulysses]

27. the freedom of peach

is meaningless without the freedom to arm pears.

[Zomby Woof]

28. or the right to prune process!

:o

[ulysses]

29. prune process

is a load of shit...

[Zomby Woof]

31. get a clue, meringues!

I bet you are opposed to date's rights too!

[ulysses]

33. not at all!

The right to arm pears is, indeed, a date's rights issue.

Do you really have the dough to mount this campaign?

[matcom]

26. yeah but they were TINY pies!

that don't mean SHITE!

you govern over a couple of stale Hostess Pies and you think you can run a PIE FACTORY! :eyes:

your tiny pies PROVE that you have NO CAPABILITY of managing say a 9" PECAN PIE, or a fresh BLUEBERRY PIE!

you suck and should be THROWN OUT OF THE PIE RUNNING!!!

oh yeah, one other thing:

you got a deferrment so you wouldn't have to tackle the RHUBARB PIE

wuss

:D

[Zomby Woof]

30. that's a rather CRUSTY dissent!

I think I would be a berry berry good governor, and from the fruits of my labor, choose a great VP so that this pear of freedom lovin' pie freaks will WIN DAMMIT! :D

I will not be thrown out of the pie running!! I will instead, be throwing pies at you while you're running... away!

My pies: taste great AND more filling!!!

[ulysses]

32. The Moonies say you're a flake.

:shrug:

[Zomby Woof]

34. They are from...

The fringe-wacko Moon Pie Party!

[Catshrink]

35. That's a very republican attitude there, Zombie.

Dems want everyone to have a piece of the pie.

Remember that thread a few days ago about cats being republicans? That was fun.... their attitude is "Everything here is mine." Fits, doesn't it?

[Zomby Woof]

37. I want higher pies, lower pies!

All kinds of pies!! :D

I never said I wouldn't share! Think of me as re-distributing the pie wealth! :P

[Catshrink]

38. I know, you want bigger pies at lower prices....

we'll just outsource our pie baking. If we put enough preservatives in them, it won't matter where they're baked. Traditional American Apple Pie made in China. Yeah.... that's it. Sell it at Wal-Mart for $1.88. Such a deal.

[Zomby Woof]

40. ewwww!

WalMart pies??? :puke:

[Catshrink]

41. Hey, you wanted 'em bigger and cheaper.

[Zomby Woof]

42. I eat union pies!!!

WalMart pies just don't strike me right!

[Catshrink]

43. Well I'll "pick-at" any pie made by my Auntie Del

and picket any pie from that scab-joint Wal-Mart. hm.... maybe I shouldn't call Wal-Mart workers scabs. After all, the company crushes any pro-union activity never giving the workers a chance.

[Zomby Woof]

44. many of them TRY to organize

And in this economy, they want to hold on to whatever job helps them "put food on their family", so I am always on the side of the workers. It's the Wal-Mart home office in Benton, Arkansas that is the source of all evil right down to management.

(I signed your pledge btw, it was too easy, lol)

[Catshrink]

46. Agreed....

supposedly, whenever pro-union activity is reported to management, a team comes out from Arkansas to investigate. Did you read in another thread that Wal-Mart takes out life insurance policies on its employees with the company as the beneficiary? Hate 'em.

[ScreamingMeemie]

36. Sorry I ate them all already.

:P

[Zomby Woof]

39. aw Grandma!!!

You're supposed to BAKE PIES!!! In accordance with all known grandma stereotypes! :P

[curse10]

45. Mmmm. Boston Cream....

key lime... more pies! more pies!!!

[Zomby Woof]

47. how about some....

3.14151??? :D *groan*

[UrbScotty]

48. RECALL ZOMBY!

[matcom]

49. I have it on good authority that ZOMBY GROPED THOSE PIES!!

Fox showing secret footage, taken at OJ's Mansion in Neverland, right next to Palestine WV of ZOMBY FONDELING HIS PIES!

Fox is sending Geraldo to investigate!

Attorney's for Mr Woof have not returned phone calls regarding this matter

film at 11:00

[matcom]

50. HA! apparently no comment from the "Pieonator" either

what do you have to say for yourself you SICKKKO! :P

[Zomby Woof]

52. GOPIsEvil is the one!

He had a date with a pie on Thanksgiving, and she was quite the tart!

[matcom]

54. you can't blame that dish on him!

he got her sick afterall! :P

[Zomby Woof]

51. LIES!!!

You LYING LIAR!!

I did not have sexual relations with that pie!! *wags finger* Now then, I need to head back to Neverland for more whipped cream and after that, SOteric's yak herd needs feedin'!

[matcom]

53. ah, but no hard core denial!

why then good sir, did you hire Johnny Cockran to represent you? huh?? HUH????

what, "if the rhubarb don't fit you must aquit?"

is THAT gonna be your defense???????

THINK OF THE CHILDREN MAN!

[Zomby Woof]

55. I'd rather think of the PIES!

Oh sweet decadent pies!!! They're more sinful than Condi Rice's Love Nest! More depraved than John Ashcroft sniffing a calico cat's ass! More perverse than GOPisEvil's hat! :o

[matcom]

56. Bill O'Reilly has announced that Zomby Woof is a PIE TERRAIST!

lock your doors!

all you homeland security volunteers MAN THE STREETS!

Zomby woof is COMIN' FOR YOUR PIES DAMMIT!

national alert status has been elevated to Raspberry! blackhawk helicopters are hovering above.

Asskkroft has announced the opening of "Camp Pilsbury" in Gitmo.

we'll find you Zomby. Oh yes.....we will!

[matcom]

57. OH NO you don't!

you have been CHARGED!

what do you have to SAY for yourself????

[Zomby Woof]

58. you and your pie-in-the-sky accusations!

You can't catch me! I am hiding out on M.A.T.C.O.M. Mountain!! :P

[matcom]

59. since i OWN M.A.T.C.O.M. mountain, your hideout has ALREADY been exposed!

:P

you might as well turn yourself in you 20th "pie-bomber"!

i saw that fuse coming out of that punkin' pie!!!

THE JIG IS UP BUDDY!!

[Zomby Woof]

60. I wanna get nekkid in lemon meringue!

A place that is safe from the ravages of GOPisEvil's hat! :o

[matcom]

61. I am ordering Asskkroft To "Curtainize YO' ASS!"

:P

[Zomby Woof]

62. he needs a slice of...

BUTT CRACK N' NIPPLE PIE! :D

[matcom]

63. go ahead..... "Make that Pie Higher!"

:D

fool me once....shame on......um.......won't get fooled AGAIN!!!

:D

[Zomby Woof]

64. I know how hard it is...

To put pies on your family! :D

[matcom]

65. the REAL question is....

IS your Pies HOT?????

:bounce:

[Zomby Woof]

66. All of my pie exports...

Come from overseas! :D

[matcom]

67. but.... do they have Apple Pies in Washington State ????????

:D

[Zomby Woof]

68. I sure as hell hope so!

And Peyote Pie down here in AZ! :D

[matcom]

69. Its Clearly A Pie.......It Has A Lot Of Pie-Fruit In It !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

[matcom]

70. Don't Forget: I Understand Pies. I Was One

:D