Down with Cubes!

[salin]

*appologies to reprobate... I couldn't resist*

Five reasons to be down on cubes!

5. Sticky cheese cubes invite mice.

4. Rubics-cubes stole a generation's youth.

3. Cube-dwellers monochromatic life made them perfect target for bush/aisleista propoganda.

2. Cubed polynomials still give nightmares... years after passing algebra.

1. Cubes are just the cubs with an e... and I can't take rooting for the cubs with no results for another fifty years!

[Zomby Woof]

1. cube alliteration

Cute cunning Cuban curmudgeons cut corners coyly, culling crusty cubes continuously, carrying cumbersome captains' caps cantankerously, calling cards, cubicles closed.

[salin]

3. impressive

can't cantankerously complain, or contemplate competing clubbily or linguistically contorting clauses to cautiously contribute to the cubist alliteration competition.

[ulysses]

2. sorry, salin

I'm wearing myself out in the GD thread. :D

[salin]

4. what... being obliquely rectangular?

counter, contrary cubes!

[ulysses]

6. I'm so tired of being triangulated

voters in the planes really need a square deal...

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. that, and they imply the homogeneity of the right wing

[salin]

7. homogenized right wing ...

the anti oedwalla (sp?)

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Embrace your inner democratic tesseract!

And eschew the inherent oppression and paen to patriarchy that is the cube!

[DS1]

8. Try telling that to ~this guy~

http://www.timecube.com/