I have THE stupidest guy friend. *Funny story alert*

[MiniMandaRuth]

We're playing badminton in P.E right now. Well, not right now, but in the class, we are playing badminton.

I joined up to play with a good friend of mine. He's really nice, a little stupid, a little.... eh... 'hormonal' but nice. He's pretty much my best guy bud.

We got our rackets and the birdie. We walked over to face two girls (Both friends of mine)

He got in position to serve. He threw the birdie up and swung.

He missed the birdie. By a long shot. The momentum propelled him foreword and he ran into the net. He tipped over and got tangled in the net. He stuck his left foot through the holes, as well as his right arm. He tried to get loose. All the while, the three of us girls are laughing our heads off. At last, my guy friend looks at me and starts yelling at me to get him free. I try to help but he nearly kicks me in the face.

Our P.E teacher walks over and yells at us. He helps my friend get loose. He then looks at me.

"That was something I expected you to do!" He yells.

"I know, I would do something like that..."

"I know!" He says, "But why didn't you help me?!"

"Because, I knew you would say that that's something I would do."

Well, let's say that that was the first time I had a boy chase me around campus. :evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

1. You didn't let him catch you, right?

;)

[MiniMandaRuth]

2. No. He might of killed me.

Never underestimate a guy with a crazed look in his eyes. :yoiks:

[miss_american_pie]

4. Honey I don't think he wanted to kill you

:rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. LOL!

Teenage boys can be hilarious, with their awkwardness trying to adjust to their constantly changing bodies while at the same time trying so desperately not to do something embarassing and look like they are the masters of all things physical.

Reminds me of my high school years. Though I never became entangled in a badminton - or other - net.

Thanks for sharing!

And I'm especially glad to hear that you are able to be friends with a boy without it having to be a boyfriend/serious relationship. That's so iumportant - and you will be surprised as you grow up, to discover that so few people can manage to hold friendships with people of the opposite gender, either because of their own problems or because their significant other forces them to drop all relationships with opposite gender people. And that is to their loss. Thank God my partner and I aren't into that bullshit - hell, she still goes out occasionally with some of her former boyfriends or male professional peers, and I don't bat an eye; and she doesn't mind me going out with my female friends or female co-workers.

I thank God for the close, totally non-romantic, friendships I have with so many women.

[MiniMandaRuth]

5. I have about three really good guy friends.

The guy that got in the net has a twin brother who is also my good friend. Plus, I have one gay friend and one friend that's a complete weirdo.

'Sall good.

Edit because I is no good at grammar.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. I'm going to offer you some advice, and feel free to throw it away

but if you start dating or get serious with a guy, and he tells you that you can't see any of your guy friends any more, drop him like a leprous child-molestor.

[MiniMandaRuth]

7. My guy friends all watch out for me.

[emmajane67]

11. That is fantastic, BUT, sometimes leads to funny situations.

I am a chronic male-befriender, which always seems to make boyfriends more comfortable about me having so many guy friends as it is fairly obvious I don't like them all or I'd be a big slut, that I just see them as people and friends not as potential partners.

One time I had three guys staying on my floor visiting me from out of town and met a guy at the pub and brought him home for a drink and he walks in and gets the full my-three-dads treatment, "What are your intentions with our Emma!???", on and on, he left fairly quickly after that.

Or when me and my current boyfriend got together and it was really rocky for a while (still is) but all my guy friends HATED him. One particular night I had been upset and a male friend of mine had gone out to town and seen a guy he thought was my boyfriend and beat him up for mistreating me...it wasn't him!

It's like having about 25 older brothers.

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Sounds like a sitcom waiting to happen

Quick! Call the Beeb's Programme Planning Fairy!

And welcome to DU. :hi:

[MiniMandaRuth]

8. kick.

because i'm bored

[ghostsofgiants]

9. For some reason I'm picturing him as Lewis Stevens from Even Stevens...

(Best kids' sitcom ever.)

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. I laughed like hell at your descriptions and accounts

You oughta broadcast Mariners games. :thumbsup:

Gawd... that was right outa "Revenge of the Nerds" or somethin'.

:rofl: