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Sat Nov-29-03 08:39 PM
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| Poll question: Hypothetical Election Poll |
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Who should lead us?
Justify votes by presenting issues in the Goofus and Gallant format. Especially well received will be disjointed comparisons, which goive goofus hard issues but toss Gallant meatballs such as:
Goofus angrily accuses the Chinese government of not attempting to enforce copyright laws. Gallant wants to help poor kids.
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Sat Nov-29-03 09:02 PM
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| Padraig18
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Sat Nov-29-03 09:43 PM
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| 2. Goofus' mother was a THESPIAN! |
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No way he's gonna get my vote! Gallant in '04! :P
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Sat Nov-29-03 09:45 PM
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| 3. You don'[t get it do you |
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When are Gallant supporters gonna get past the shiny surface and realize he's soft on all the issues..... you must be the dumbest person on this board to wanna openly declare support for that cretin. :-)
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| Padraig18
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Sat Nov-29-03 09:56 PM
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You Goofus supporters all think that because Goofus served time in the Congress and avoided jail time, that he's entitled to be our nominee! Well, sir, I knew John Kennedy, and Goofus is NO John Kennedy! Drink your Kool Aid! :)
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Sat Nov-29-03 09:58 PM
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Not one Gallane supporter can talk about goofus without bringing up his so called "record" but can you defend gallant...no just attack goofus...typical. :-)
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| Padraig18
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Sat Nov-29-03 10:01 PM
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| 6. Well, at least Gallant can PROVE his inocence! |
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Edited on Sat Nov-29-03 10:02 PM by Padraig18
The jury at his re-trial acquitted him after only 4 days of deliberations, and on ALL counts, so there! :P
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Sat Nov-29-03 10:04 PM
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They were just stalling to get more free pizza. :)
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Sat Nov-29-03 10:07 PM
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| 8. Our legal system is badly flawed... |
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... and Gallant will fix that, unlike that worm, Goofus! :)
Gallant in '04!
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Sat Nov-29-03 10:38 PM
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| 9. And another thing about that Goofus character... |
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... I have heard that his father was a BIBLIOPHILE! We don't want someone with THOSE kind of genes in office, do we? :P
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Sat Nov-29-03 10:44 PM
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| 10. More unfounded attacks |
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Gallant is a kitten eater!
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Sat Nov-29-03 11:50 PM
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| 11. While he was in college, Goofus was widely believed to have |
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Edited on Sat Nov-29-03 11:51 PM by Rowdyboy
matriculated while living in a shared dorm room. Sick as it is, I believe it. And I know his sister was a noted thespian!
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Sun Nov-30-03 01:09 AM
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| 12. Have to go with Gallant |
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We can't let Goofus get elected! You just THINK Clinton's penis did some serious damage to this country. Wait 'till you see what this guy does!;)
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