"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

[HEyHEY]

[Nlighten1]

1. Not at all, they could be carried...

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2. "what a swallow carrying a coconut"

" A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound cocnut, it's a simple matter of mathematics!"

[Nlighten1]

5. It could grip it by the husk

[sistersofmercy]

6. It's not a question of weight ratio!

[sistersofmercy]

3. by a swallow...

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4. Of course Afric an swallows are non-migratory

[Mike Niendorff]

7. "When you're a king, you have to know these things."

[tekriter]

8. How do you know he's a king?

???

[CanuckAmok]

9. He 'asn't got shit all over 'im. n/t

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10. Strange women lying around in ponds, distributing swords....

is no basis for a system of government!

[Iverson]

11. "bloody peasant!"

"bloody peasant!"

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12. Oh what a giveaway!

See that's what I'm on about!

[A HERETIC I AM]

20. Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate from the masses...

not from some farsical aquatic ceremony!

Shut up!

You cant expect to weild supreme executive power just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

SHUT UP!

I mean, if i went round, sayin' i was an Emporer, just cause some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'ed put me away!

SHUT UP! WILL YOU SHUT UP!!!

[HEyHEY]

21. Help help I'm being repressed!

[ProudGerman]

13. None shall pass...

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14. COme back here I'll bite your legs off!

[A HERETIC I AM]

23. 'Tis but a scratch

Your arms off!
No it isnt
LOOK!
I've had worse!
YOU LIAR!
COME ON, YA PANSY!

[morningglory]

15. Is this a joke/Lord of the Rings thread? Am I too literal?

I am from Florida and coconuts float around from shore to shore. Just wanted you to know...

[HEyHEY]

17. Nope...ever seen monty python search for the holey grail?

[Cleita]

16. Essch, I had one drop on my head when family dragged

me through the tropics against my will when I was very young. I haven't been reasonable to deal with since then. :freak:

[A HERETIC I AM]

18. You fell from the tall tower, yer creep!

Someone saved me.
Who?
Well, i'll tell you :::music starts:::;
NOT LIKE THAT!! NOT LIKE THAT!!!!
""""He's going to tell! he's going to tell"







ummmmm....could someone give me a push?

[HEyHEY]

19. "You killed 8 wedding guests!" "Well.... you see I can explain"

[A HERETIC I AM]

22. truly one of the funniest movies ever made...

My brother and me saw it when it first came to the theaters (1975?) We had lived in Australia a year prior and was familiar with The Python troupe from TV there. I remember folks in the theatre (who didnt really know WHAT to expect) turning to look at us cause we were laughing at the very beginning when nothing had really happened except the start of the credits. we just KNEW something silly was going to happen right away. And sure enough, it did with the Swedish subtitles.
"Wei not trei a holiday in Sveden this yer?

we had to go see it twice more to get all the dialogue that we missed cause of the laughter.

too funny thanks for the thread. I needed that

[HEyHEY]

24. Yeah I own it..think it's due for a watching!

[A HERETIC I AM]

25. AGREED!!!

[Pale Blue Dot]

26. ..."and then the oral sex."

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27. "I can face the peril!"

"No it's too perilous"