Chinese fortune cookie says:

[prolesunited]

Time is precious, but truth is more precious than time.

Any thoughts?

BTW, I'm at work, just had a veggie egg roll and veggie lo mein and I'm kinda bored. Anyone care to keep me company for awhile?

[Kamika]

1. yes..

The message makes no sense whatsoever.. demand your money back :)

[prolesunited]

3. I had two cookies

Second one says:
People find it difficult to resist your persuasive manner.

That's a keeper, no? :D

[Booberdawg]

2. Hi proles!

:hi:

Lessee ...

Confucious say, bird in hand make it hard to blow nose

[prolesunited]

5. Hello to you!

Thanks for dropping by. :hi:

[nyrnyr1994]

4. here's two:

1. You're still hungry, order take out.

2. Help! I'm trapped inside a fortune cookie factory!

[prolesunited]

8. Actually, with the noodles

in the lo mein, I'm plenty full. Can you imagine what fun we could have if we were writing the messages inside the fortune cookies. :evilgrin:

[Lizz612]

6. You will have ups and downs in your life

but thats the way the cookie crumbles.

heehee

[lumpy]

7. This could well apply to Bush's invasion of Iraq.

If he had taken the time to let the UN find those elusive WMDs instead of rushing into his war as though time was not on his side, so many lives would not have been snuffed. Haste makes waste. Bloody waste.

[HEyHEY]

9. apples and oranges come to mind

[prolesunited]

10. Huh?

Is that directed at me or lumpy? :shrug:

[HEyHEY]

11. Truth and time ...to me have no conflict one over the other

I hope you chuck that lousy fortune in the trash bin...... next time I hope you get my personal favourite "You will become a lawyer"

[prolesunited]

12. Have you become a lawyer?

Why do they call them fortune cookies anyway. Neither of mine told my fortune.

[HEyHEY]

17. No first I need that "You will be wealthy" cookie to rear it's head

SO I can afford lawschool

[sistersofmercy]

13. Fortune cookie says:

HE who waits to do a great deal of good at once, will never do anything. (OK, I get it.)
You will be advanced socially, without any specific effort. (Oh goodie!)
You have an active mind and a keen imagination. (Why yes, I do.)

I had chinese tonight and they always give me extra fortune cookies.

[prolesunited]

14. What a coincidence

What did you order?

The whole office ordered out and I don't eat meat so it's a good compromise for everyone. We usually have that or Italian once a week.

[sistersofmercy]

16. Kung pao shrimp and crab rangoon.

Italian is in abundance in St louis! It's an unwritten law here, one must like Italian food! My other once a week fix, PIZZA!

[prolesunited]

18. Up in the Chicago area

you can find just about any ethnic flavor you like. Every weekend, you can go to a different ethnic festival.

I really enjoy Mexican — I do eat eggs and dairy, just not a lot. There's some excellent Mexican food around here.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. Hi Proles!

I don't disagree with the fortune; but it's pretty clear that a lot of people value a fast answer over a truthful one.

Selection 2000 is proof positive of the fact. :beer:

[Cleita]

19. Hmm, both are precious equally I would say.

Maybe that guy or girl who writes those little cookie items needs a fortune of his/her own. Sorry, you have to work on Saturday night. I can keep you company for a little while.