DS1
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Tue Feb-07-06 10:03 PM
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I just had a seizure on the phone and ordered 56 pizzas |
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Fucking touch-tone systems! :grr:
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Tue Feb-07-06 10:06 PM
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1. And you also called Nairobi |
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and violated a telephone restraining order against Ms.Cleo. Tsk.
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Tue Feb-07-06 10:08 PM
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3. And the bitch saw it coming, and had SWAT rappelling through |
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my window before I even hung up :cry:
There's two steamind turds on the carpet from when the flashbang went off. One of them's mine. Poor kitty
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SOteric
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Tue Feb-07-06 10:12 PM
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4. Not wearing any boxers tonight? |
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Tue Feb-07-06 10:07 PM
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2. I hope you at least ordered 'em delivered to your teacher's house. |
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Dood that'd be fuckin' CLASSIC.
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Tue Feb-07-06 10:12 PM
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5. They were probably "Hawaiian" pizzas, too. |
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Tue Feb-07-06 10:12 PM
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Tue Feb-07-06 10:14 PM
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8. Pineapple on pizza is an abomination. |
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Tue Feb-07-06 10:36 PM
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10. I LOVE pineapple on pizza. |
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Tue Feb-07-06 10:50 PM
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12. Why do you hate America? |
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Tue Feb-07-06 10:54 PM
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You DO know Hawaii is a state now, don't you?:P
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Tue Feb-07-06 11:02 PM
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I'm always the last to know! x(
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Tue Feb-07-06 11:04 PM
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Give Hawaii back to the damn Eskimos, that's what I say! :D
(Hmm... no "old grump" smiley.)
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Tue Feb-07-06 10:12 PM
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6. If your pizza delivery duded had one of our voice reconition systems |
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You would not be in your present situation.... unless you stutter alot.
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Tue Feb-07-06 10:21 PM
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9. beep beep beep oh heavy I think the phones broken beep beep |
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I wish I had some lentils beep beep beep
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Tue Feb-07-06 11:04 PM
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Tue Feb-07-06 10:50 PM
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11. Somewhere an FBI agent is freaking out about all those al quaeda |
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people coming over to your place for pizza!
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Tue Feb-07-06 11:01 PM
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14. Deep dish: code for deep cover, etcetera. |
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Tue Feb-07-06 11:05 PM
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18. Just make sure they bring one of them here; |
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I'm feeling a bit peckish right now.
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Tue Feb-07-06 11:34 PM
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what are you doin' saturday night? I was wondering if we could go to the mall and make-out...
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Tue Feb-07-06 11:54 PM
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20. Uh....GD.... and Uh, ... a NEWBIE |
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Tue Feb-07-06 11:58 PM
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21. This is the CONSEQUENCE, DAMMIT!Rev.acts isn't in GD! |
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