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Wed Feb-08-06 12:41 AM
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My sister-in-law said my house has bad Feng Shui |
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WTF.
So I told her she had bad bangs. I doubt they'll visit (from Cali) again.
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Wed Feb-08-06 12:47 AM
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1. Did she just blather that out or work up to it? |
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Wed Feb-08-06 12:50 AM
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4. After a bad night of sleeping in the guest room |
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and a breakfast when her 3 and 5year old went running around like banshees!
That was her "excuse"
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Wed Feb-08-06 12:58 AM
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blaming her inadequate parenting on the "feng shui" in your house...
:eyes:
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Wed Feb-08-06 01:00 AM
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9. Did you tell her that the feng-shui would improve if her family were gone? |
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Wed Feb-08-06 02:03 AM
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Wed Feb-08-06 01:04 AM
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10. She should train them to "heel." I used to get... |
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loads of attention using that on my offspring. It seems more dramatic than sit and stay. :)
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Wed Feb-08-06 02:01 AM
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17. Hmmm, the local post office must also have bad Feng Shui. |
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A couple of ill-behaved kids got on my last nerve. They had been rather obnoxious the whole time, but then the three-year-old walked by, whacked me on the leg and told me I needed to move back further in the line (or something like that). I ignored him. A few minutes later he walked by and hit me again.
I glared at him and said, "Don't you dare hit me!" He stuck out his tongue and gave me the raspberry.
I walked out there saying over and over to myself, "I am SO glad I never had kids. Boy am I glad I never had kids! What a couple of pains in the ass! Wow, I SO made the right decision not to have kids!"
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Wed Feb-08-06 02:05 AM
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19. It's the parents' fault. |
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Edited on Wed Feb-08-06 02:05 AM by madeline_con
Kids are too stupid to raise themselves. ;)
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Wed Feb-08-06 12:49 AM
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2. Some people believe that shit. |
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But of course I believe in bad bangs.
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Wed Feb-08-06 12:49 AM
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3. Just say her Chakrhas aren't aligned. |
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Wed Feb-08-06 01:42 AM
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13. No way, it's a matter of too many body thetans |
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Wed Feb-08-06 12:57 AM
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5. So you have bad Feng Shui and she sucks as a mother. |
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You can move your furniture around but she'll still suck.
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Wed Feb-08-06 12:58 AM
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7. It coulda been worse... |
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She could've said your house has bad fungus.
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Wed Feb-08-06 01:00 AM
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8. I once made bad homemade Moo Goo Gai Pan. |
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She'd probably freak if she had tasted that catastrophe. I cannot cook Chinese at all. :shrug:
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Wed Feb-08-06 01:37 AM
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11. Whaddya want, from Cali? That is just par for the course. |
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My Dad used to work (in Chicago) with a guy who'd just moved there from L.A. (in the '70's).
One day his wife calls the office, saying he'll be late. Why? "Because he just got out of a hot shower and his pores need to close."
No, she was not kidding. This is a very good example of why I find California, as they say, "A nice place to VISIT..." :eyes:
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Wed Feb-08-06 02:07 AM
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20. Be fair. There are idiots in all 50 states. n/t |
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Wed Feb-08-06 02:16 AM
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23. Yeah...but the vast majority of vapid new-ageiness lies in Cali. |
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I know from crazy. Cali got a LOTTA crazy. (But shhhh...don't tell them...they think it's "deep"). :hi:
And I say this as a somewhat new-age kinda gal (organic, liberal, spriritual, yoga-lovin, etc.) But BS is BS.
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Wed Feb-08-06 01:39 AM
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That's what I'd have told her.
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Wed Feb-08-06 01:45 AM
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14. is it built on the dragons eye? |
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Wed Feb-08-06 02:09 AM
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22. asSEENontv needs a Bagua mirrior to keep evil out. n/t |
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Wed Feb-08-06 01:55 AM
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15. we can't all be well feng |
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Wed Feb-08-06 01:57 AM
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16. You know what "Feng Shui" means, right? |
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Wed Feb-08-06 02:07 AM
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21. Good job! You make us proud!.... |
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