CIA Employee Busted In Panty Raid (Stole over 1,000 women's panties)

[matcom]

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Washington -- Lori Meyer walked into her darkened McLean, Va., home one evening last month, her 8-month-old son, Samuel, in her arms, and found a strange man dashing down her stairs. As the intruder fled, Meyer ran outside, screaming, and flagged down a passing minivan.

Fairfax County, Va., police said Tuesday that the man that Meyer and the driver of the minivan cornered in a cul-de-sac that night, George C. Dalmas III, 44, works at the CIA. He's now been charged with 17 burglaries in the McLean area. And in a search of his Falls Church home, police said, they found a stunning trove of cash, jewelry, antiques, license plates -- and bags filled with more than 1,000 women's undergarments.

Dalmas was arrested Jan. 31, and at a hearing Friday, a Fairfax judge set bond for him at $50,000 on each count, for a total of $1.65 million. Dalmas was still being held Tuesday night.

His attorney, Michael Lindner, did not return a call seeking comment. A woman who answered the phone at Dalmas' home hung up promptly Tuesday.

Dalmas is a "midlevel administrative employee," a CIA spokesman said Tuesday, and he has been suspended without pay pending the outcome of the investigation. Some of the houses that were burglarized belonged to CIA employees, and Dalmas may have selected them because he knew they wouldn't be home, said Fairfax Officer Richard Henry.

By late December, police had linked seven burglaries to one person and appealed for the public's help. The burglaries were occurring mostly during working hours, Henry said, and employed the same break-in method. A search warrant affidavit filed by Fairfax Detective Wesley Kuemmel said the burglar normally targeted a ground-level window in the back of the home, used a lever or pry bar to break a window lock and then resecured the window when leaving to cover his tracks.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/02/08/MNGPSH4RFQ1.DTL

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Good God he looks like a zombie!

[Hugin]

3. Yup...

*looks about suspiciously*

Zombies... They're all around us.

[derby378]

2. As long as his attorney doesn't mention her legal briefs, he won't flip

Dang. The size of that sort of collection means either you want to compete with Victoria's Secret or there's something really, really wrong with you.

[WolverineDG]

4. Is that AGENT MIKE?

:wow:

dg

[Roon]

5. Arnold Layne

Arnold Layne had a strange hobby
Collecting clothes
Moonshine washing line
They suit him fine

On the wall hung a tall mirror
Distorted view, see through baby blue
He dug it
Oh, Arnold Layne
It's not the same, takes two to know
Two to know, two to know, two to know
Why can't you see?

Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne

Now he's caught - a nasty sort of person.
They gave him time
Doors bang - chain gang - he hates it

Oh, Arnold Layne
It's not the same, takes two to know
Two to know, two to know, two to know
Why can't you see?

Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne
Don't do it again.

Written by Syd Barret Performed by Pink Floyd

[SOteric]

6. You're just peeved 'cause you didn't think of it first.

"Excuse me Ms. Brooks? - Ms. Kelly Brooks? Yes, I'm matcom with the CIA. *flashes badge* Your country needs your panties, Ms. Brooks."

[KamaAina]

7. The question is, was he undercover?

Inquiring minds want to know...

[DS1]

8. Looks like a post-plastic surgery Mohammed Atta to me

:shrug:

[Initech]

9. What was he going to do with all that women's underwear?

Wear it? Throw a panty-raid party? :wtf:

[underpants]

10. From "My Name is Earl" last week

"Are you the guy who watches me dry my undies on the line?"

"One of them"