It's CARTOON WARFARE!!!!

[El Fuego]

Instead of bombing the shit out of people, we'll just be dropping GIANT ANVILS on their heads!

We won't have to look at the gory death photos of the people we kill anymore, you'll just know when people are dead because they will have little X's instead of eyes.

We'll also be equipping our armed forces with ACME portable holes so they can escape from any situation. (ACME will be the new leader of the military-industrial complex.)

And the responsibilities of the CIA will now be assumed by the Mad Magazine Spy vs. Spy guys.

Cartoon warfare is so much more fun.

[trogdor]

1. Hey, I used to work at Acme.

Rocket shoe division. Got laid off when he division was shut down a few years ago. Some damned coyote out in 'zona filed a lawsuit because he slammed himself into the side of a stone wall while on 'shrooms.

[El Fuego]

2. Well that sucks.