lildreamer316
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Fri Feb-10-06 10:01 PM
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Lildreamer's 12-step plan for wasting your day. |
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1)Having slept all evening before; get up at 2:30 am with s.o. and decide to participate in a chemically-enhanced activity.
2)Watch Whos Line for a couple hours
3)Partake again
4)Watch Boston Legal. Marvel at the brilliance. Don sunglasses. Cover windows.
5)Call various friends and annoy them (bar folk; not often up before 12pm)
6)Partake again
7)More Whos Line and George Carlin from HBO on demand...gotta love it.Get beautiful baby boy up and play with him.
8)Have long-winded conversation about everything and nothing.
9)Feel guilty about partaking when s.o. has to leave at 4 for work 2 hours away...:evilgrin:
10)Lurk on DU because you have annoyed all your friends within phone reach.
11)Drink. (CHEERS!!)
12) Be grateful you have the means to waste a day like this.!
Meow.
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Fri Feb-10-06 10:02 PM
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1. You forgot "Buy a new shirt." |
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No X-Step plan is complete without "buy a new shirt."
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lildreamer316
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Fri Feb-10-06 10:05 PM
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2. Didn't leave the house |
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so I guess I will have to get one online....I'm wearing one for the first time I bought last week; does that count?
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Fri Feb-10-06 10:06 PM
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The X-Step Plan Gods are lenient...:D
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