Coleman's feral doppelganger (pics inside)

[Beware the Beast Man]

There's a local feral cat that makes the rounds in my 'hood who's a dead ringer for Coleman. Cathyclysmic and I felt sorry for him, so, against the apartment rules, we decided to give him a nice warm meal of ocean whitefish & tuna. Here's the result:

Lunch (notice the leftover Dr. Bob from the Super Bowl party):


A jealous Coleman stalks his likeness:

[Benfea]

1. He might be a housecat that just wanders a lot.

I've had cats before that would go out and mooch food from neighbors. Said neighbors were often shocked to find out that the cats in question already had a proper home.

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. I think he is the spawn of another all-gray feral, aka "Smoky Pete."

Smoky Pete impregnated my upstairs neighbor's cat Sassy the night she escaped. They did it on our porch. x(

[RandomKoolzip]

3. "Dr. Bob?"

Ohio is a strange place.

http://www.marion.ohio-state.edu/fac/schul/drp/others.html

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. The Sprite knockoff is called Quist, which always sounded dirty to me.

And it tastes like quist, too. :puke:

[RandomKoolzip]

5. At least it's not "DR. Quist."

Speaking of dirty:



Sounds like an "ear, nose and throat" man. DEFINITELY "throat."

[PittPoliSci]

6. GULPSTER

i want to know who named that stuff, because they're probably the sickest people EVER.

[RandomKoolzip]

7. Not only are they sick, they're also RADICAL!

[PittPoliSci]

8. i think somethingawful.com had an A to Z of dr. pepper ripoffs

i can't remember where i saw it, but some of them were really ridiculous.