Bush pulls groin muscle during practice, reluctantly resigns Presidency

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

"I wish I was here in better circumstances," the President said Sunday morning, his voice flat and his eyes puffy. “When I first stole the election, I said I believed I’d be 100 percent by time my second stolen term came around. But yesterday, after going to church and feeling stiff ... I don’t think that I can be 100 percent. I respect the office of President too much, and I don’t feel I can be at my best."

Former 2000 Presidential candidate Al Gore was chosen by the American people as Bush’s replacement. Government officials wasted little time approving the petition to put Gore in the Oval Office. The 57-year-old, former Vice President of the United States, received more individual votes than Bush in the bitterly contested 2000 election.

He said in a Saturday interview with WNBC-TV in New York that he would be ready to travel to Washington D.C. if needed. "Just point me in the direction and I’m there," Gore said.



http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11302192/

[LostinVA]

1. Can we replace him with Michelle Kwan?

She'd make a hell of a better president than him. Hell, Tonya Harding would -- at least she used to be able to land a triple... what the hell can HE do???

[rustydog]

2. Was he "pulling" to a photo of Condi?

:bounce: