Cheney's Got A Gun (A Song In Pictures)

[MrScorpio]

Ch' dum dum dum, honey what have you done
ch' dum dum dum, it's the sound of my gun


ch' dum dum dum, honey what have you done
ch' dum dum dum, it's the sound, it's the sound


Cheney got a gun
Cheney got a gun


whole world's come undone
lookin' straight at the sun


what did his daddy do
what did he put you through
they say when Cheney was arrested


they found him underneath a train
but man he had it comin'


now that Cheney's got a gun
He ain't never gonna be the same


Cheney got a gun
Cheney got a gun


dog days just begun
now everybody is on the run


tell me now it's untrue
what did his daddy do
he jacked a little bitty baby


the man has got to be insane
they say the spell that he was under
the lightning and the thunder
knew that someone had to stop the rain


run away, run away from the pain
run away, run away from the pain
run away, run away
run, run away


what did his daddy do
it's Cheney's last I-O-U
He had to take him down easy


and put a bullet in his brain
He said 'cause nobody believes me
the man was such a sleaze
he ain't never gonna be the same
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/02/20/21n_cheney,0.jpg

honey honey, what's the problem
tell me it ain't right
was it your daddy's cradle-robbin' that
made you scream at night

[deadparrot]

1. That...is brilliant.

:spray:

:rofl:

:yourock:

[SeattleGirl]

2. Good one!

And thanks -- I really needed the laugh! :rofl:

[philosophie_en_rose]

3. that's great.

:kick:

[RevCheesehead]

4. Great job, Mr. S!!

:applause:

[ClayZ]

5. Bravo! K&R

:applause:

[goodboy]

6. beautiful! K&R, also may I make a suggestion? In the intro "ch dum"

*ch dum dum* section, change "honey" to "cheney"

"ch dumb dumb dumb cheney what have you done"

[goodboy]

7. you inspired me, I'm gonna give it a shot.

Ch' dum dum dum, Cheney what have you done?
Ch' dum dum dum shootin' quails is fun

Ch' dum dum dum, Cheney what have you done?
ch' dum dum got dem vicious quails on the run


Cheney got a gun.

Cheney got a gun.

Huntin' trips are really fun.
Took a billionaire lawyer on this one.

What did poor Harry do?
To take one in the face from You?

They say when Cheney saw the birdies,
he shot his wad all o'er the place;
But Harry was behind him,
then Cheney spun around, and blasted him right in his face.

Cheney got a gun
Cheney got a gun

Harry's not havin' fun
He got "peppered" by Crashcart's gun.

Holy shit I'm really screwed,
Call Rove, ask him what to do.

The ambulance is speedin'
out to the old Armstrong place
while Dick is sweatin' bullets,
they're picking bb's out of harry's face.

N-R-A?
What you say, about this crime?
N-R-A?
What you say, about this crime?
N-R-A?
What you say, about this crime?

It's ok, this kinda thing happens from time to time.



Poor Harry's really screaming- the helicopter starts to dock
Maybe that'll teach him, to go huntin' quails
with a fuckin' CHICKEN HAAAAAAWWWWWWWK!




That's all I could come up with...

[MrScorpio]

8. That's pretty damned good

Great work!

[Redstone]

9. Well, all righty then, Mr S. Excellent work, mon frere.

Redstone

[PittPoliSci]

10. well done!

:yourock: