Ok, now time to REALLY fess up

[GirlinContempt]

WHO sent me flowers and chocolate?!
And hand delivered it????

TELL ME! :dilemma:

[EstimatedProphet]

1. If they hand-delivered it

Why don't you know who it was?

[GirlinContempt]

2. Cause they left it infront of my apartment door, knocked, and took off

[EstimatedProphet]

6. Ah

Sorry, been here all day. Twernt me.

but how nice for you!

[GirlinContempt]

14. Nice coverup

I'm on to you!

[RandomKoolzip]

3. The stork?

:shrug:

You're so lucky; someone delivered a dent to my car door today. :wtf:

[GirlinContempt]

7. You mean my bouquet of

Nickleback CDs hasn't arrived yet?!

[RandomKoolzip]

12. You know how you almost made me barf earlier?

THis totally made up for that.

[GirlinContempt]

13. In the immortal words of Chad Kroeger

Prison gates won't open up for me
On these hands and knees I'm crawlin'
Oh, I reach for you
Well I'm terrified of these four walls
These iron bars can't hold my soul in
All I need is you
Come please I'm callin'
And oh I scream for you
Hurry I'm fallin'












:yoiks:

[RandomKoolzip]

15. Hey, I never made it as a wise man.

But this, THIS, is how you remind me of what I really am:

[GirlinContempt]

16. .....

*dies*

[RandomKoolzip]

17. Huh.

Well, that could have went better.

Time go Nickelback to square one....

[GirlinContempt]

19. And I’ll stay alive

Just to follow you home
And I will survive
‘Cause you’re my Mississippi Princess
You’re my California Queen
Like the Duchess of Detroit
And every city in between
You can slap me in the face
You can scream profanity
Leave me here to die alone but
I’ll still follow you home
I’ll still follow you home

[RandomKoolzip]

21. Sitting on a park bench.

Sitting on a park bench --
Eyeing ittle girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose --
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun --
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck --
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
Sun streaking cold --
An old man wandering lonely.
Taking time
The only way he knows.
Leg hurting bad,
As he bends to pick a dog-end --
He goes down to the bog
And warms his feet.

Feeling alone --
The army’s up the rode
Salvation à la mode and
A cup of tea.
Aqualung my friend --
Don’t start away uneasy
You poor old sod, you see, it’s only me.
Do you still remember
December’s foggy freeze --
When the ice that
Clings on to your beard is
Screaming agony.
And you snatch your rattling last breaths
With deep-sea-diver sounds,
And the flowers bloom like
Madness in the spring.

-Lydia Lunch, 1964

[GirlinContempt]

22. No fair

You broke it

[ghostsofgiants]

4. I dunno who it was...

But on an unrelated note, I need to catch my breath. :P

[GirlinContempt]

8. haha oh you!

[Elidor]

5. That's sweet

A secret admirer.

[GirlinContempt]

10. It is sweet

I just realized it sounds like I'm either bragging or complaining... I'm just a little freaked out, stuff like that NEVER happens to me. I'm SO confused. And flattered.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

9. I admit it...

It was me...I flew all the way there from Oklahoma just to get out of breath. Actually, I'm sorry i don't know who it was. That's quite nice though. :hi:
Duckie

[GirlinContempt]

11. It was very nice

I'm all red in the face :blush:

[hfojvt]

18. maybe it was

The Guess who

aren't they Canadian? :hide:

[GirlinContempt]

20. They're from the same town as me

If it was Burton Cummings I get to LORD over Steve for a MILLION YEARS

FUcking SWEET

[GirlinContempt]

23. Clearly the culprit is too sneaky for me

DAMN YOU BURTON

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

24. not me

sorry :shrug:

[GirlinContempt]

25. Awww I was hoping it was

That'd mean you were nearby }(

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

26. heh!

thatd be fun :evilgrin:

[GirlinContempt]

27. Maybe next year

:P :evilgrin:

[billyskank]

28. If they wanted you to know

then they wouldn't have made myself scarce- oops! :blush:

:hi:

[GirlinContempt]

29. If

you flew ALL the way here to give me flowers, you'd have to at LEAST let me buy you dinner ;)

:hi:

[billyskank]

30. Damnit I missed out

on a free feed! ;)

:hi:

[GirlinContempt]

31. Exactly

;)