Hissyspit
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Wed Feb-15-06 01:11 AM
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A Valentine for all the currently unattached straight men in the house.. |
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(as made up by me just now...)
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "Go away, creep!" The guy lived happily ever after and went shopping in vintage record stores, bowling, drank beer and played poker with his buddies, went wherever he felt like going, never had to cook and farted whenever he wanted. The End!
(Really, I love the Lounge Ladies :loveya: )
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hfojvt
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Wed Feb-15-06 01:15 AM
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1. why didn't this guy ever have to cook? |
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also. I have no buddies. Except internet ones. I have never asked a girl to marry me either.
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Wed Feb-15-06 01:18 AM
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2. Ate covenience store burritoes or went to restaurants. |
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This is a companion/response post to the straight women in the house valentine post.
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Wed Feb-15-06 01:35 AM
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5. so you are saying he is rich? |
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Edited on Wed Feb-15-06 01:35 AM by hfojvt
I have been hiding every thread tonight that mentions Valentines day. I am sick of hearing about yesterday. It is now 12:33 Central Time. Motherfu$%ing Valentines fu$%ing Day is finally over for another year.
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Wed Feb-15-06 01:44 AM
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7. It still Valentine's Day in California. |
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Wed Feb-15-06 01:25 AM
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even though I have asked that question twice with reposnses in the affirmative. I have decided that relationships and especially the 'M' thing are vastly overrated. I'm happily (almost) single (wife split two and a half years ago), and live with my cats.
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Wed Feb-15-06 01:31 AM
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4. That doesn't strike me as a happy ending |
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Wed Feb-15-06 01:41 AM
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6. This is a SATIRICAL companion to the ladies thread of the same title |
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Edited on Wed Feb-15-06 01:42 AM by Hissyspit
Oeditpus. I think it is intended to make a point about the "straight women" thread: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4749369I actually don't necessarily endorse any of the sentiments contained within it. Or you can just think of it as rationalization! :)
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Wed Feb-15-06 01:44 AM
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I didn't see that thread.
:blush:
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