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Sun Feb-19-06 11:47 AM
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What I need is a love slave who |
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can also cook.
Whould I try ebay?
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Sun Feb-19-06 11:48 AM
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1. ebay? you don't have to leave the lounge for that |
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Sun Feb-19-06 12:00 PM
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9. But things done on the Internet |
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are not nearly as satisfying as in RL.
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Sun Feb-19-06 12:04 PM
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I'm cooking paella today, with shrimp, crab, fish and chicken
sorry I can't share it via the cable modem
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Sun Feb-19-06 12:06 PM
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All I had yesterday was 2 - 3 sandwiches.
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Sun Feb-19-06 12:52 PM
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21. not nearly as satisfying as in RL? |
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Sun Feb-19-06 12:54 PM
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See what happens when you attend to your RL?
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Sun Feb-19-06 11:52 AM
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2. Where does one send one's C.V.? |
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and when are the interviews?
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Sun Feb-19-06 11:56 AM
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Interviews and then tryouts :evilgrin:
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Sun Feb-19-06 11:53 AM
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3. I make a mean "frenchified" chicken marsala with heavy cream. ;) -nt |
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Sun Feb-19-06 11:57 AM
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5. I'll need a demonstration |
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Sun Feb-19-06 12:00 PM
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And there're plenty more recipes left after that one. ;)
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Sun Feb-19-06 12:07 PM
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14. There are lots of flights between |
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Chicago and Vancouver. When do you arrive?
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Sun Feb-19-06 11:57 AM
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6. How long will you be accepting applications for? |
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I mean, you don't want a sick love slave/cook, but I'll apply when I'm better, if you'll wait that long. I am pretty good in the kitchen. :)
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Sun Feb-19-06 11:59 AM
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7. Till I find the right one. |
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But what about the love slave part. I would need someone totally dedicated to me.
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Sun Feb-19-06 12:02 PM
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10. Are you saying I am unfaithful? |
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Sun Feb-19-06 12:42 PM
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16. I'm a good cook. Well, define 'good' - I eat very healthy stuff only. |
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No preprocessed stuff; from 'scratch'. Select spices and herbs... try to avoid the lard'n'muck when possible. Very basic yet very tasty... mum'n'dad say I eat way to healthy for their liking! :D
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Sun Feb-19-06 12:43 PM
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17. But you seem undecided on the whole man vs woman thing |
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Sun Feb-19-06 03:09 PM
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:D
One day I'm sure I'll get educated...
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Sun Feb-19-06 12:45 PM
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18. What would my mistress like for dinner |
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im a bad naughty servant punish me my queen. Im BaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!
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Sun Feb-19-06 12:51 PM
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20. I want you to KNOW what I want for dinner |
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Anything cooked by someone else, automatically tastes better.
So you've been bad, eh? Do I need to spank you?
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Sun Feb-19-06 12:54 PM
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22. no mistress well ok but just til it stings |
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Really im not a freak..well ok im a freak.. :)
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Sun Feb-19-06 01:00 PM
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:spank:
I'm not freaky either.
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Sun Feb-19-06 12:48 PM
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19. Make sure that love slave also washes dishes. And try "Craigslist". |
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You can find what you are looking for there.
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Sun Feb-19-06 01:26 PM
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25. So you're looking for a 1950's wife? |
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Sun Feb-19-06 01:27 PM
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I got mine on DU for free. :)
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Sun Feb-19-06 02:09 PM
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29. So far, no love for me |
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Sun Feb-19-06 02:13 PM
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32. I've found that it helps if |
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You post braless pics taken in a cold room. :silly:
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Sun Feb-19-06 02:28 PM
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38. With all that the double entendre implies. |
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Sun Feb-19-06 02:10 PM
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30. You just want to get with my |
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Sun Feb-19-06 02:11 PM
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31. I was hoping to get both of you and make it a |
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threesome, it was your groove's idea not mine, so quit lookin' at me like that :evilgrin:
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Sun Feb-19-06 02:13 PM
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33. She's completely incorrigible |
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I taught her everything she knows.
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Sun Feb-19-06 02:14 PM
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34. LMAO, should we start calling you Professor yvr? |
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Sun Feb-19-06 02:15 PM
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36. I'm not about to give lessons to everyone |
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Sun Feb-19-06 02:17 PM
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37. Well, you could just write a column every week |
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:evilgrin:
Maybe sell subscriptions.
:bounce:
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Sun Feb-19-06 03:09 PM
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40. I'd settle for a date who isn't a personality black hole at this point |
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