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Thu Feb-23-06 01:59 PM
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Sometimes I just want to answer lounge questions with "your mom." |
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I won't do it because that would be wrong. But, sometimes when scanning the front page I see so many thread titles posing goofy questions and the first thing that pops into my head as a goofy answer is "your mom."
Is it just me who's warped? It can't be.
I needed to get that out of my system. Thanks.
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Thu Feb-23-06 02:00 PM
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Thu Feb-23-06 02:01 PM
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2. Nuh uhhhh. *Your* mom! |
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Thu Feb-23-06 02:03 PM
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4. I beg your mom's pardon, then. |
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Thu Feb-23-06 02:11 PM
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9. I'm not even good at "your mom" jokes. |
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Thu Feb-23-06 02:14 PM
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11. Leave your mom out of this! |
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Thu Feb-23-06 02:02 PM
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3. The old fashioned 'Your Mother!' carries more vitriol... |
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...and we all want that.
You're speaking for me, too, jane :thumbsup:
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Thu Feb-23-06 02:10 PM
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8. It does class it up a bit too. |
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I'm glad I'm not the only one. :)
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Thu Feb-23-06 02:15 PM
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Thu Feb-23-06 02:05 PM
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As they say in London. :P
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Thu Feb-23-06 02:14 PM
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10. Yes, we should recognize the international options too. |
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Thu Feb-23-06 02:05 PM
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buy a house, get married, have kids.
Love, Daddy.
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Thu Feb-23-06 02:17 PM
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14. Daddy is confusing me. |
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Thu Feb-23-06 02:08 PM
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That's the usual response around this apt. :hi:
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Thu Feb-23-06 02:20 PM
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15. Oh good. I used to say it to the boyfriend a lot but I had to stop. |
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He kept acting like I really meant his actual mom. Not so. That's why "your mom" works so well as a stupid response. Oh well.
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Thu Feb-23-06 02:16 PM
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13. O.K. On future Lounge polls I create I will put "your mom" as a choice. |
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But, I doubt your mom will like it.
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Thu Feb-23-06 02:23 PM
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16. No, she won't because it sounds like something |
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your mom would be into.
(I told you I'm bad at this, ok.)
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Thu Feb-23-06 02:28 PM
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17. I shutter to think what your mom might be into... After all it's YOUR MOM! |
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Thu Feb-23-06 02:28 PM
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18. I once worked at a coffee shop with a guy from Brooklyn... |
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Who would regularly respond, under his breath, with "your mother," when a customer would ask for something. He'd do it quickly enough, and quietly enough, that most people would either not hear it, or they'd say "what?" and he'd say "Nothing. Decaf?"
People would often ask him where the bathroom was, and he got tired of it. So one day, after someone asked "Where's the bathroom?" He replied, "Uh, you go out these glass doors, go straight down the hallway, past the frame shop, take left, take a right, and then go fuck yourself."
That was a great fuckin' day....
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Thu Feb-23-06 02:30 PM
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19. Was 'this guy from Brooklyn' YOU, by any chance? |
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Thu Feb-23-06 02:31 PM
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20. I'm from New Haven, Connecticut. |
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Thu Feb-23-06 02:34 PM
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22. Yup, she's from there too. And? |
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Thu Feb-23-06 02:35 PM
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That's a million times better than the old "invisible staircase behind the counter" routine one of my old co-workers pulled.
"Are you sure you don't have it?"
"Uh, hold on. Let me just go downstairs and check on that for you." (Then you have to mime walking down to the basement until you disappear from behind the counter. The downside is that the customer is probably still standing there so there isn't a way out of that one really.)
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Thu Feb-23-06 02:37 PM
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I gotta try that one at work some time. "Hold on! Still looking!"
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