Human penis falls out of microwave.

[Bunny]

I just heard a radio news story - a man walked into a local convenience store, handed a package to the clerk, and asked her to warm it up for him. She did not know something was wrong until she noticed a bad smell coming from the microwave. Turns out it was a human penis, wrapped in a paper towel.

Some things are just too weird. I'll post a link when one is available. :scared:

[keithjx]

1. just one word

fukt.

good lordy.

I still haven't slept, and that seriously messes with me.
KJ

[NMMNG]

2. Lorena Bobbit's long lost (and more thorough) sister?

Aye. x(

[bleedingheart]

3. Perhaps that German guy is out on probation...

[LaurenG]

4. Maybe these guys did it.

NEW YORK - The owner of a New Jersey biomedical company and three other men have been indicted for alleging plotting to carve up cadavers from New York funeral homes and selling the bone and skin for transplants, authorities said Thursday.

The case was “like something out of a cheap horror movie,” Brooklyn District Attorney Charles Hynes said in announcing the indictment.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/11523641/

[Strong Atheist]

5. Are you sure you are not matcom? nt.

[Bunny]

6. Finally, here's the link:

http://kdkaradio.com/content/content.cgi?database=News%20%2d%20Headlines%2edb&command=viewone&id=197&op=t

[LaurenG]

7. ....the man ran out of the store, empty handed

No sh**!

[Richardo]

10. I don't want my brother coming out of there with just his dick in his hand

[bleedingheart]

11. Hey...that's pretty close to where I live...

bwahahahahaha

[asthmaticeog]

13. Maybe you'll get lucky.

:evilgrin:

[bleedingheart]

14. I know a woman's whose husband is a cop in McKeesport

I will have to ask her about it...

bwahahahaha

[Richardo]

12. McKeesport!

I know people from McKeesport.

[Dan-W]

8. Hold the mustard. n/t

[Orsino]

9. I hate when people leave these in the microwave and forget 'em.

Just like popcorn.

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. If I had a nickel for every time I found a penis in a microwave....

Seriously, these people need to come up with something NEW. :eyes:

[Richardo]

16. This is about a *detached* penis, hedges.

...and therein lies the difference. :)

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. That's what I was talking about.

I mean, think of something more creative to do with your severed penis.

[progmom]

17. .

:puke:

[tigereye]

18. yeah I wish I hadn't heard that on the radio

incredibly gross....don't people have other things to do with their time?

[rug]

20. Of course he left emptyhanded.