Important info from Center for DIsease control! URGENT

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Subject: Center for Disease Control



The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new, virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Infection. The infection is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the preceding four years.

Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:
anti-social personality disorders,
delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones,
extreme cognitive dissonance,
inability to incorporate new information,
pronounced xenophobia and paranoia,
inability to accept responsibility for own actions,
cowardice masked by misplaced bravado,
uncontrolled facial smirking,
ignorance of geography and history, and tendencies towards evangelical theocracy.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

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Forget the credit, It was fwd to me by my wife, who got it from her sister, who got it from...