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Tue Dec-02-03 03:51 PM
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This is precious. Come caption |
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Tue Dec-02-03 03:53 PM
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1. "I RESIGN! MY ADMINISTRATION RESIGNS!" |
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AL GORE IS THE LEGITIMATE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! DIEBOLD HELPED DELIVER FLORIDA TO ME! I SHOULD BE HUNG FOR TREASON!
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Tue Dec-02-03 03:54 PM
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Tue Dec-02-03 03:55 PM
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3. "If I've said it a thousand times, I've said it once...................... |
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.....ladies, and gentlemen........POOL MAH FINGA!!!!!!"
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Tue Dec-02-03 03:56 PM
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No one makes a fool of Diamond Joe Quimby.
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Tue Dec-02-03 03:56 PM
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5. Where will you be when your diarrhea medicine stops? |
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Tue Dec-02-03 04:03 PM
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Tue Dec-02-03 03:57 PM
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6. "I did NOT have sex with my wife!" |
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Cheney said if he can't with his, then I can't either.
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Tue Dec-02-03 03:57 PM
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"And if I say there is only one microphone on this podium..then dammit..there is just one!!!"
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Tue Dec-02-03 04:00 PM
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9. " For all those with questions..... |
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.....as to what my IQ actually is,let me make it clear for you"
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Tue Dec-02-03 03:57 PM
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"And if I say there is only one microphone on this podium..then dammit..there is just one!!!"
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Tue Dec-02-03 04:00 PM
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Tue Dec-02-03 04:10 PM
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12. The Man Upstairs tells me what to do |
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so if y'all steelworkers gotta problem with that, take it up with him! I can't do nothin coz the Yurpeens put the pressure on and we all know the only important thing is me!
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Tue Dec-02-03 04:13 PM
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13. my momma said I don't got to listen to none of ya'll! |
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Tue Dec-02-03 04:18 PM
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Tue Dec-02-03 07:04 PM
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Wed Dec-03-03 02:28 PM
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21. Ohh, bad!!! (But *very* funny)! |
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Tue Dec-02-03 04:20 PM
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15. MAKE THE PIE HIGHER!!!! |
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Tue Dec-02-03 04:27 PM
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16. Ah Did NOT Wag That Damn Turkey |
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Tue Dec-02-03 04:31 PM
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17. STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII - AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-AIAIAIIIIIIIIIIII |
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-IIIIIIIIVE
hoooo!
Something about that finger and those stars made me think of Saturday Night Fever
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Tue Dec-02-03 06:58 PM
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18. I gave you the tarriffs for one year... almost two... what more do |
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you bastards want?
Now give me money.
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Wed Dec-03-03 01:31 PM
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20. never take Phospho-Soda before a speech ... it's a number 1 ... |
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