Sean Hannity disappears.

[11 Bravo]

BREAKING: New York: (AP) 2/27/06

Authorities remain baffled by the on-air disappearance of 44 year old conservative pundit Sean Patrick Hannity. Witnesses claim that Mr. Hannity was performing his daily talk show from the studios of WABC in New York, when he abruptly vaporized. Controversy swirls around the actions of Mr. Hannity's long-time close friend and "personal assistant", who would identify herself to reporters only as "Flirty Flipper". Ms. Flipper has admitted to police that Mr. Hannity was a staunch devotee of "recreational enemas". She claims to be unable to recall if she had, inadvertently, scheduled Hannity for both an enema and a haircut on the same day. Experts have determined that were Mr. Hannity to undergo both a haircut and an enema within a short time frame, there would be literally nothing left of him.
Developing:

[Lucky Luciano]

1. ohhhhh...

:cry:
I thought he was really missing!

[RebelOne]

2. Darn, I was hoping this was for real.

[jeffrey_X]

3. How did Springer do against him in the debate

that took place in the mecca of Freeperville (i.e. southern indiana)?

[Warchild]

8. yes

I've been looking for anything about that, too.

One would think there'd be a follow-up story about it somewhere

[tinfoilinfor2005]

12. Springer's whole show this morning was on that.

Hannity did no debating. Just Clinton and Hillary and Springer jokes. The audience was 90% repukes who weren't there to hear a debate but rather egg on Hannity to bash democrats. A few democrats who had been in attendance called and said they were so embarrassed about this behavior but so proud of how composed and intelligent Jerry sounded. I guess they allowed Jerry to give a few words at the end of the evening and he played it today on the radio. He sounded genuine and smart and put out some wonderful questions to the audience, who of course payed no attention but spent the whole time heckling him. Jerry said that he would love to do more of these, even with Hannity, but he wished that they could do some serious debates instead of this kind of nonsense.

[Initech]

4. His assisstant's name is "flirty flipper"???

:rofl: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :rofl:

[11 Bravo]

5. Yup, it really is.

Cute, eh?

[Initech]

6. I have to go clean my computer screen off now!

[RebelOne]

10. Yes, and believe it or not, she is a Democrat.

And a vegetarian and animal rights advocate. I like that girl.

[LisaLynne]

7. ... And nobody is looking for him. nt

[rpgamerd00d]

9. Damn, you got my hopes up !!

Thought someone finally took that dork out.

:(

[JuniperLea]

11. I thought the Rapture had come!

:P

[Nickster]

14. If it did, he sure wouldn't be gone. He'd be stuck right in his chair with

the rest of them.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

13. Link!

Goddamnit! :grr:

[GalleryGod]

15. Very well done, Thanks!