GOD DAMN IT!!!! I HATE THE FUCKING BANK!!! AAARGH!!!

[ZombieNixon]

The fuckers have apparently *lost* an entire god damn savings account with near on a thousand bucks in it! What! The! FUCK! Are they morons?! Yes, apparently! How the fuck do you "lose" a fucking bank account? What else have they fucked me over on?! :grr: :mad: :nuke: :scared:

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Are you sure you went to the right bank?

:hide:

[LaraMN]

2. And they can take their Sweet-Ass time, "looking" for it, too.

Switch to a credit union, if you can. Banks suck ASS!

[ZombieNixon]

5. That's the thing. I had an account at a credit union,

but I had to switch when I moved. Now all of a sudden, they say I have a $33.53 overdraft in by checking (which is not true, I have $2.47 in it) and I can't transfer money or even make an overdraft payment out of my savings becasue :o oops, it's not there anymore! Where'd it go! :nuke:

[XemaSab]

3. It's nothing a squirt gun and a ski mask couldn't resolve

[ZombieNixon]

7. Yeah, I'd feel better if it was a *real* fucking gun!

:mad:

[terrya]

4. Which bank are we talking about? Does it have the initals "WM"?

That would be my bank. :scared:

Sorry about your problems.

[ZombieNixon]

6. No. It begins with T and ends with CF.

Fuckers. :grr:

[KitchenWitch]

8. They have branches in Chicago?

[ZombieNixon]

9. Yes. They. Do.

:grr:

[KitchenWitch]

10. Geez, I have never had problems with them

I had problems with a bank of the initials USB

[ZombieNixon]

11. I have no idea what their fucking problem is!

Maybe it's just me. First they tried to take out $15/mo. on my savings because they had opened the wrong kind of account for me. That got fixed, but then three months later there's $60 dollars mysteriously missing from my checking that I can't trace and now my savings account is fucking GONE!! AAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!k;
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[KitchenWitch]

12. Gosh I am sorry

I wish I could help!

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. 'WM' is the most dogawful bank on the planet

Dear Customer:

On Jan. 8, 2006, the balance in your account, no. ___________, dropped below the minimum balance necessary to maintain a buffer against our initial $1,250.00 overdraft penalty in accounts of your type, Reameduptheass Checking. Subsequently, the Federal Government authorizes us* to charge you an additional $923.56 in penalties for every day you continue to abuse Washington Mutual in this manner.

Do not contact us for resolution of this matter. We don't care.



Sincerely yours,

____________________



*Not really, but since asspoles like you don't know anything about finance law, we get away with saying this all the time.