madokie
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Thu Mar-02-06 05:56 PM
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this has been a long day and my intention is to lighten it a tad. |
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so don't beat up on me too bad, OK
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.
1st Hillbilly: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought a air conditioner..."
2nd Hillbilly: Why is that stupid?"
1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"
2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!"
1st Hillbilly: "Why is that so stupid?"
2nd Hillbilly: "Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"
3rd Hillbilly: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wives put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar."
1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "Well what's so dumb about that?"
3rd Hil lbilly: "She ain't got no pecker."
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Thu Mar-02-06 06:00 PM
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madokie
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Thu Mar-02-06 06:11 PM
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2. I'm a hillbilly so I can post jokes about hillbillies, right |
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Thu Mar-02-06 06:24 PM
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3. hillbillie jokes are alwys funny |
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Thu Mar-02-06 06:27 PM
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How much is a hillbillion?
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Thu Mar-02-06 06:38 PM
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5. I think that is right before a brazillian |
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I hope I didn't offend, if so, sorry
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