Dave Reynolds
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Fri Mar-03-06 01:46 AM
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The mechanic told me I blew a seal. |
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I told him "leave my personal life out of this and fix the damn car!"
I love that one....
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Fri Mar-03-06 01:49 AM
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1. How did I know this was coming? |
Dave Reynolds
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Fri Mar-03-06 01:51 AM
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2. I wish I had the whole routine, |
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it was a standup comic who recorded it, called "Wet Dream" or something like that...
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Fri Mar-03-06 02:02 AM
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3. A penguin is driving across the desert when his car breaks down |
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He gets towed to a small-town garage. While the mechanic is fixing the car, he goes into the store next to the station and has an ice cream cone. The desert heats melts the ice cream into a gooey mess, which he gets all over his face. Arriving back at the garage, the mechanic tells him, "Looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin blushes. "Oh, no," he says. "It's just ice cream."
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Fri Mar-03-06 02:05 AM
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4. "A fast word about oral contraception.... |
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...I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'." - Woody Allen
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Tue Mar-07-06 05:13 PM
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5. Dave Reynolds is the LAST person I'd expect to make a joke like this |
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Tue Mar-07-06 05:16 PM
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6. Yes, normally I am the very epitome |
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of class, grace, and good manners.
Holy cow, I kept a straight face typing that, too....
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