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Fri Mar-03-06 03:06 PM
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Oh no! My neighbour's girlfriend is here! |
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He lives above me, and I can hear everything through the ceiling! She is always laughing! And sooner or later they will start...you know! x(
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Fri Mar-03-06 03:07 PM
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1. Rent some German Scheiss porn, play it loud, play it PROUD |
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Fri Mar-03-06 03:09 PM
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4. Now that's what I call thinking! |
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Fri Mar-03-06 03:07 PM
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Fri Mar-03-06 03:09 PM
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Not my type, but attractive enough, I guess.
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Fri Mar-03-06 03:10 PM
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5. That's not really appropriate. |
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Is she HOT? That's the question!
Is she "adventuresome" would be an excellent follow-up.
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Fri Mar-03-06 03:11 PM
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not really in my eyes, but it's what my neighbour thinks that counts, I guess. For the second, I have no idea. :)
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Fri Mar-03-06 03:10 PM
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6. skweeka skweeka skweeka skweeka skweeka |
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We used to have neighbors who both got home at 5PM...like clockwork
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Fri Mar-03-06 03:12 PM
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9. Did you used to live below me and Mrs. Rat? |
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Fri Mar-03-06 03:12 PM
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10. My computer is right underneath the bed |
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I might disappear for a while...if I do, you'll know why. :P
Fortunately, it doesn't take him very long. :evilgrin:
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Fri Mar-03-06 03:15 PM
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12. Like my old college roommate! |
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We always called him "Minuteman." He never figured out why...
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Fri Mar-03-06 03:28 PM
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18. Ugh. The sound of the bed upstairs going |
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boomba boomba boomba hitting the wall over and over again. Geez!
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Fri Mar-03-06 03:29 PM
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20. In "The Secret of My Success" it was funny |
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In real life it ain't so amusing.
(Michael J. Fox can make anything amusing, though).
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Fri Mar-03-06 03:11 PM
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7. IBTL. This happened to me in college, the walls were sorta |
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Fri Mar-03-06 03:13 PM
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11. Earplugs never quite do the job, do they? |
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Fri Mar-03-06 03:21 PM
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15. Hey, on slow days in the middle of Ohio corn fields, sometimes |
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there was no other entertainment...:hide:
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Fri Mar-03-06 04:37 PM
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27. Sony Fontopia earbuds + Loud music |
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Fri Mar-03-06 03:17 PM
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13. Time to crank up the stereo |
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Fri Mar-03-06 03:18 PM
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14. I think some Wagner will go down quite well |
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Fri Mar-03-06 04:04 PM
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22. Just hope that he doesn't go down quite well |
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Fri Mar-03-06 04:17 PM
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24. At least that'll probably be quiet |
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Fri Mar-03-06 03:23 PM
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16. I had a first floor apartment in Toledo... |
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That may not have the same ring as "I had a farm in Africa" but I did. There were two buildings that made a courtyard in the middle. My window was on the inside of the 'L'. During the summer, I could hear two of my neighbors going at it really loud. I mean it was plain as day. Though most of it, one could only hear the woman who was a moaner, not a screamer. I only heard the man at the end. Then the fighting would start. I told my girlfriend over the phone who lived in Cleveland, but she thought I was exaggerating until she heard it herself.
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Fri Mar-03-06 03:24 PM
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17. Ah, the worst kind of neighbours |
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The ones who have only two settings: screwing and fighting. :(
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Fri Mar-03-06 03:28 PM
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Perhaps you want to go out for a bite to eat.
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Fri Mar-03-06 03:30 PM
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They're in the living room talking. It's when everything goes quiet... that's when you know when something's brewing. :scared:
:hi:
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Fri Mar-03-06 04:17 PM
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23. I had a neighbor like that |
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They'd go at it with their window open. It was right next to my back porch which was my smoking lounge. They had to know I was out there they could hear me walking around. I think they got a thrill from knowing I could hear. I just tried to Ignore it. She sounded like she was good though :evilgrin:
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Fri Mar-03-06 04:22 PM
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25. Once I had a positive experience with a neighbor I directly confronted |
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I ran into her in the carport the morning after she had her boyfriend over, and I thought to myself, "Shit, I'm not the one making the faux pas!" so I went over to her, greeted her and said, "You know, every time your boyfriend comes over, I hear you two during intimacy. I really wish you'd tone it down. Thanks." I never knew her face could be so red. Plus, it did get them to be quieter.
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Fri Mar-03-06 04:30 PM
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Fri Mar-03-06 04:38 PM
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Well, I guess that is better than screaming matches!
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Fri Mar-03-06 04:41 PM
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29. Yes, fights would really suck |
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:hi:
No action yet, maybe they'll go out for a drink soon and come back after I've gone to sleep! (My bedroom is not underneath his). :bounce:
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