Pic Thread For People With No Honeys

[La Lioness Priyanka]

let see the single du'ers!

[ZombieNixon]

1. I'm the most single person you'll ever meet.

:(

[ghostsofgiants]

26. I very much beg to differ.

[ZombieNixon]

27. What are you suggesting?

:o

[billyskank]

30. This sounds like one of those "very pregnant" things

;)

[ghostsofgiants]

32. That I am infinitely more single than you.

x(

[ZombieNixon]

34. Wanna bring it?

:D

We can have a singles war!

[LostinVA]

47. Well, Zombie, I'm a 41-year-old lesbian, and I think you're a looker

[ZombieNixon]

59. Thanks. Good to know, but it doesn't exactly help me!

:D

Oh, how irony governs my life! :P

:pals:

[LostinVA]

75. I know... I've been there. You're young, trust me.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

126. "You're young, trust me."

That line works every time.

:evilgrin:

[LostinVA]

143. giggle

[tjwmason]

72. Single maybe

more importantly singular. :D

[ZombieNixon]

74. Yeah, that's how single I am.

:(

:P

[tjwmason]

79. I make that the second compliment from me that you've ignored

or deflected today.

I'm just wondering whether the young ladies of Chicago have all been blinded or opted for the toaster-ovens. I can't think of any other reason.

[ZombieNixon]

81. Honestly, I'm out of witty combacks.

:(

Really, mason, I appreciate all your kind comments. :pals:

[tjwmason]

86. Hurrah - I win.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

ZombieNixon can't think of a witty comback (or even comeback).

:P :pals:

[hfojvt]

104. my ribbon might not be able to whup your ribbon

(although I certainly think it can - I could be wrong) but I am far more single than you are. For one thing, I am almost 44 so I have been single far longer than you have been alive.

[ZombieNixon]

108. OK, I'll give you points on that.

But I'm not wavering on the superiority of my ribbon!! :P

[hfojvt]

112. there's only one way to know for sure

if your ribbon dares to meet mine out at Stoney Run after school!

[ZombieNixon]

113. Where the hell is Stoney Run?

:shrug:

[hfojvt]

124. this link probably won't work

http://maps.google.com/

plus, strangely enough, it does not show the river, which is dry most of the year anyway (hence the name "stoney"). About two miles south of my hometown, it was the preferred site for after-school fights.

edit: just as I suspected it does not show my hometown of Huron, SD.

[RevolutionaryActs]

141. No, no.. I'M the most single person you'll ever meet.

So there. :P

[ZombieNixon]

170. Damn!

x(

Hey, wait a minute...:think:

[billyskank]

2. Hi

[MissHoneychurch]

3. tell me why you are still single?

it beats me completely :shrug:

[billyskank]

4. No idea, MissH

If I knew, maybe I could do something about it. Just the hand that life has dealt me, I guess. :hi:

[MissHoneychurch]

10. Are there no British girls who want to snatch you away?

maybe I should come over :loveya:

[billyskank]

13. No!

None. :loveya:

[MissHoneychurch]

I don't wanna say anything against British girls

... but they are stupid

:hug:

[billyskank]

20. Thanks

:hug:

[tjwmason]

76. Have to agree.

They're all totally insane, and stupid.

[billyskank]

171. It took a tjwmason to say it

:)

[tjwmason]

189. It would....

that tjwmason fellow is really dodgy - I'd keep an eye on the rubbish which he spouts. ;)

[LaurenG]

5. No kidding

it beats me completely too :shrug:

[billyskank]

7. Thanks OhioB

:hi:

[Shell Beau]

9. I can't believe you are single either, unless that is

just the way you want it!! ;)

[billyskank]

11. No, I'd like someone to share myself with

a friend, a companion, a lover. Fate just hasn't sent me such a person, that's all.

But thanks. :)

[Shell Beau]

16. Well, it won't be long and when it comes, it will be worth the wait!

:hug:

[billyskank]

22. Here's hoping!

:hug:

[miss_american_pie]

15. Hi cutie

:hi:

[billyskank]

17. Hi m_a_p!

I have seen your picture. I know how beautiful you are. :hi:

[miss_american_pie]

18. Oh stop

:blush:

[billyskank]

23. I only speak the truth

:hi:

[blondeatlast]

33. You bear more than a passing resemblance to Mr. BAL.

That's definitely a compliment, btw.

[billyskank]

36. Thank you

:)

[samplegirl]

131. u have luscious lips

billy! :evilgrin:

[billyskank]

172. Thank you

:hi:

[u4ic]

133. One of life's enduring mysteries...

why billy is still single... :shrug:

:loveya:

[billyskank]

173. When I discover the secret

I'll be sure to do something about it! :)

:loveya:

[u4ic]

181. Make a cadbury bar out of it?

:shrug:

[billyskank]

184. *After* I've found a girlfriend

;)

[u4ic]

185. Men with chocolate

have NO problem attracting the ladies...UNLESS they keep it all to themselves...:D

My pearl of wisdom for the day.

[billyskank]

186. Now that's what I want to hear!!!

Some good, practical advice! Well, I'm off to the supermarket to buy chocolate! See you later! :D

[u4ic]

187. DON'T get the cheap stuff, though!!

My second pearl of wisdom for the day.

[KitchenWitch]

168. Swoon!

:loveya:

[billyskank]

174. Hey KitchenWitch!!

:loveya:

:hi:

[MissHoneychurch]

6. no honey around

[billyskank]

8. Where is your date?

:hug:

[MissHoneychurch]

12. no idea

if I knew I would be more clever :)

Anyway, right now I am no condition for a date anyway. My cleenex supply needs re-stocking :eyes:

[billyskank]

14. Oh of course, I forgot

I am sorry. :hug:

[MissHoneychurch]

that is OK

I planned on going out with a friend tonight. we gonna go another time. And beside my cold it snowed all day in Frankfurt today. We now have 10 cm new snow and conditions on the roads are crazy. Driving around wouldn't have been the best idea.

[tjwmason]

80. It would seem that German men and British women have something in common

:hug: :loveya:

[Ava]

19. i prefer cats to boyfriends. LOL

[billyskank]

21. Hah. There is no justice.

You look a little like Mrs. Sniffa. :hi:

[Ava]

24. mrs. sniffa?

who is that?

[billyskank]

25. One of our esteemed DUers

she has not been seen for a while.

Or Sniffa, or bi_baby. :(

[Ava]

29. oh, ok.

i wanted to make sure i wasn't a complete idiot who should know who that is.

[ZombieNixon]

31. Yeah, where are they?

I've been finding more long hairs in my bed, and she claimed responsibility last time. :shrug:

[ghostsofgiants]

They decided to take a break from DU...

Some hostility from others, I believe.

[ZombieNixon]

38. Poop!

Who could hostilify them?! :(

[Shell Beau]

39. It's a long story, but they are doing well!!

:)

[ZombieNixon]

42. Well good.

Glad to hear it.

[ghostsofgiants]

41. They're all on MySpace, if you use that and want to keep in touch

[Shell Beau]

35. Nor will they be!! I miss them!

x( As long as they are happy and they are! Mrs. Sniffa has blonde hair now!!! And a new tattoo!!

[billyskank]

37. I am afraid to ask why not

I am sure the answer will only piss me off. :cry:

[Shell Beau]

40. Yeah, it was outrageous!!!

I wasn't here for it, but Mrs. Sniffa and I still keep in touch!!

[Ava]

43. any photos of mrs sniffa?

so i can see? lol

[Shell Beau]

44. Since she isn't here, I wouldn't want to post her pics!

[Ava]

45. no links?

:(

[billyskank]

46. On Jan 29 she posted this thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4666025#4666046

[Shell Beau]

48. I sent you a PM!!

:)

[billyskank]

I got it.

:)

[Ava]

50. thanks for the link

i don't think we look much alike except maybe our noses.

[Shell Beau]

51. The eyes kind of too!

[Ava]

54. aren't her's brown?

mine are a blue/green color

[I Have A Dream]

128. When I first saw it, I thought Mrs. Sniffa also and wondered...

why she'd post here (especially since she's not currently posting). So, I have to agree that you look like Mrs. Sniffa at least to me. :)

[WCGreen]

52. Really.... You do look like Mrs. Sniffa....

Nice Quirky look about you....

[Ava]

55. maybe the quirkiness yes...

i hope being called quirky is a good thing, lol

[WCGreen]

107. It certainly is....

I have always been attracted to quirky people.....

Life is much more interesting that way....

[Ava]

125. thanks

i've been told that i look annoyed in all my photos, sort of the raised eye-brow look, lol

[ghostsofgiants]

28. I am way more single than ZombieNixon...

x(

[DS1]

53. Possibly, but

you've never finger-gunned the camera, so you don't have any coolpoints deducted for that :thumbsup:

[ghostsofgiants]

56. That means a lot.

[ZombieNixon]

58. Damn!

x( :P

[ghostsofgiants]

208. The fact that DS1 is the only one to respond to my picture indicates...

That I'm going to stay single for quite some time to come.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

216. aw

:loveya:

[leftofthedial]

49. i'll try this for the first time

[ghostsofgiants]

57. GiC tried to send me that boxset once. I should try to track it down again

[driver8]

144. I have that box set -- It's a good one! n/t

[Samurai_Writer]

60. Single in Boulder, CO here

[La Lioness Priyanka]

61. nice outfit~

[Samurai_Writer]

62. I knew you would appreciate it, lioness

*wink wink*

[leftofthedial]

66. damn, girl!

I hope you have a flannel shirt or something!

you could freeze to death in that outfit out here!

[xmas74]

82. I love your outfit!

[Aristus]

156. I'm not buyin' it, RadFemFl.

You are just too sexy and hot to be single.

You're putting us on, right?

[Samurai_Writer]

196. Nope, I'm single

I lived the last 3 1/2 years in conservative, bigotted, racist, homophobic hell that is south Florida. I haven't been in a relationship in over 5 years. But maybe I will be luckier in Boulder. Although everyone here is obsessed with being thin. So not many BBW admirers here, although people are much cooler.

[DarkmoonIkonoklast]

192. Oh... My... Goddess...

MMWhy oh why did I ever leave Boulder? :wow:
MMYou, my dear, are magnificent! :blush:

[Samurai_Writer]

197. Well you could always move back *grins*

Could use some guys (or girls) here that appreciate a woman with curves.

[DarkmoonIkonoklast]

212. Thou dost indeed sore tempt me, fair m'lady!

MM... for thou art magnificent :blush:... the very sort for whom men have won kingdoms an slain demons...
MMAnd I DO miss my mountains! When my business picks up again, I intend to revisit those singular mountains... perhaps we could scale some peaks together? ;-)

[Ptah]

63. OK

:hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

147. That's a great picture!

:hi: It's good to see you.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

64. I'm as single as the book in Dubya's library:

[u4ic]

132. Now if that subject line doesn' t get me

than that smile would! :D

[Starbucks Anarchist]

142. Thanks!

:hi:

[LostinVA]

194. I thought that was ruined in a flood?

[edbermac]

65. Eeek!! Nose ring!

Not into piercing or tattoos on chicks...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

68. EEEP!!! not into caring about boys opinions about my body!

[edbermac]

69. Awww...you'd look WAY better without it...

;)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

71. According to you....and my mother

both of whom i dont really have any good reasons to trust.

[edbermac]

78. I get this weird feeling about piercings...

My sister would wear big earrings many years ago; whenever she'd brush her hair I'd get this image of the brush hooking onto the earring and tearing half her ear off; still get that freaky feeling sometimes...but it's MY hangup, right? ;)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

90. yes it is YOUR hang up....you can gently suggest it to you SO

but you know to a random stranger on a message board it just seems weird.

[xmas74]

85. It's cool.

I used to have one many years ago. I removed it for a job.

I still miss it, along w/ the eyebrow.:-(

[ghostsofgiants]

111. For the record...

Girls with nose rings = hot hot hot.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

122. why thank you!

[driver8]

146. I agree with you 110%!! Girls with nose rings AND glasses --

even hotter!

[UCLA02]

150. I'll second...

In a non-creepy, online kinda way...

;-)

[driver8]

145. I think it looks great!

And as long as you are happy with it, that is all that matters.

[GreenInNC]

127. great response! nt

[flvegan]

138. I'm gonna go with sexy on this one, Trebek.

I think the nose ring is sexy for many reasons. Notwithstanding, the sexiest one being the response a la lioness about doing what she damn well pleases.

Me-freaking-yow.

[DarkmoonIkonoklast]

193. ... and your point, sir, is... (?)

MMI mean, if you don't like 'em, don't look...
MM... but don't go shooting your opinions off as if they were more than opinions...
MM... unless, of course, you want to appear to be a closet dumbyite!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

67. No picture.

There's a reason I'm single...

[In_The_Wind]

70. Your picture is beautiful !

:hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

73. hello! guess you are all honeyed up...still you should post a pic!

thank you for the compliment :loveya:

[In_The_Wind]

84. Nope. No honey at all. Since you ask so nicely, I'll add my picture too.

:loveya:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

91. the first one if very... "woman of the earth and clouds" ish...

its very cool...like you are part of the mountains

[In_The_Wind]

102. I feel like that most times. Thank you.

The trip to our meet-up was tolerable because I knew my mountains were waiting. I loved meeting you and everyone but I dislike going into any large city these days. I lived in the NYC area for years before I moved to a more rural setting. I think it's wonderful to hear peepers every spring and see deer outside my bedroom window on snowy mornins.

[Deja Q]

77. I've lost weight since this was taken (but only in a good way!)

(about 10 pounds :( )

[xmas74]

88. Is that the whole Ren-fest sort of look there?

My brother got married at the Ren-fest last October and we still have the costumes.

[Deja Q]

152. Halloween costume, but the 'Robin Hood on Acid' thing is kinda cool.

:evilgrin:

[XemaSab]

94. Oooh, you're cute!

:bounce:

[Deja Q]

153. I'm honored, thank you!

:blush:

:)

[XemaSab]

83. I'm as single as ZombieNixon, Primate1, and billyskank put together

[Starbucks Anarchist]

87. Did you pick an online boyfriend yet?

:evilgrin:

[XemaSab]

93. There were too many choices!

I got flustered! :o

[Starbucks Anarchist]

Damn it!

:popcorn:

[xmas74]

89. But you look lovely!

I love that top.

[XemaSab]

92. It's actually a dress

I think I've worn a dress three times in three years, and that was one of the times. :P

[xmas74]

97. It's still a nice dress-from the top, at least.

I love it.

[XemaSab]

99. Thanks!

I liked it too!

:D

[xmas74]

101. I love dresses.

I wish I had the money to constantly buy them!

[XemaSab]

103. I hate dresses

I always feel like I'm in drag. :P

[xmas74]

106. I love them.

And I love stockings-real stockings, not pantyhose.

Wish I had some dresses right now!

[XemaSab]

115. I wouldn't even know where to GET

stockings...

And as for dresses, I can send you mine. :P

[xmas74]

117. A decent lingerie shop will sell them.

Or you can buy them online. You can even find them at places like Frederick's since they tend to be sexier than pantyhose.

[XemaSab]

119. I don't see the point

Since I never wear dresses anyways. :D

(I have really appalling legs, to be honest... :( )

[xmas74]

129. True.

If you don't wear dresses you can get away w/ socks.

I just love the feel of stockings.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

95. LOVE your choker...so sexy!

[XemaSab]

96. It was actually just a ribbon

Really easy to put together....

And ALL of your pics... DAMN. You're too sexy for this forum... :D

[La Lioness Priyanka]

98. why thank you

and so are you!

[XemaSab]

100. .

:D

[ZombieNixon]

114. Nuh-uh! I'm singler than you plus one!

:silly:

[XemaSab]

116. I'm singler than you plus infinity

:dork:

[ZombieNixon]

118. God, I hated when kids in elementary school did that!

Even at six I was a math nerd.

DU does need a :dork: smiley.
Actually, it needs the infernal triumvirate: :dork: : nerd: :geek:

:P

[XemaSab]

120. You started it!

:dork:

[ZombieNixon]

121. Nuh-uh! Affinidee's not even a number!

/seven-year-old

:P

[u4ic]

134. You have a very elegant face, Xema!

What a lovely pic! :loveya:

[XemaSab]

166. Thanks!

:D

[ThomCat]

139. And you don't have guys following you

begging to date you? Why? :shrug:

[XemaSab]

167. I don't

And trust me, I have no clue why. :(

[billyskank]

178. No, she only has guys willing to buy plane tickets

to California to see her... :P

[billyskank]

177. ...

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
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:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[LostinVA]

195. You know, if you want an online GIRLFRIEND, let me know

You're kinda cute... and I'm kinda shallow.

[XemaSab]

215. Righton

:D

[yvr girl]

105. I'm as single as they come

[driver8]

148. You have very beautiful eyes, and a great smile! n/t

[u4ic]

157. yvr girl, that's a wonderful picture!

Looks like you should be on a magazine cover. :bounce:

Did you put something shimmery in your hair? How did you get that effect?

[yvr girl]

160. I didn't have anything in my hair

I don't think my hair is even particularly shiny. Perhaps it's very reflextive. :shrug:

[billyskank]

176. But you are gorgeous!

:loveya:

[gmoney]

214. Nice to see you...

...I despise the tyranny of distance.

[hfojvt]

109. are you single again?

What is your picture doing in this thread? I thought you were buying Christmas presents for a boyfriend.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

110. nah i am not really single again..

my pic wasnt in this thread originally..

[hfojvt]

123. ah, just there by popular request

;-)

[supernova]

130. Hi. I'm supernova and I'm single!

:hi:

[u4ic]

135. You have such big beautiful eyes, supernova!

:hi:

[u4ic]

136. Another single DU'er

:hi:

[no name no slogan]

140. ...which is something I STILL don't understand

:7

[driver8]

149. I don't understand that, either. I saw your picture the other day

and said to myself, "DAMN!!" (That's a good thing)

[u4ic]

183. : )

Thank you! :blush: :hi:

[u4ic]

180. Long story...

:hi:

[billyskank]

179. What the...?

:wtf:

[u4ic]

182. Errr...

It's a face...in a picture...:shrug: regarding your :wtf:

[FarLeftRage]

137. Very nice smile and very nice pic!

I'm just as single as all the folks that post pics here, but I have no pic to post...

[Blue_Tires]

151. since when

were you single again, lioness?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

200. i am not really single

but it seemed weird for me to start a pic thread with no pic of my own

[Blue_Tires]

211. lol...a shame for me to get my hopes up

[jus_the_facts]

154. Moi....

[Aristus]

155. Damn, lioness...

I just can't believe you are single. I would think the guys would be battering down your door!

Gorgeous, as always...... :loveya:

[WhollyHeretic]

158. Very single at the moment...

and I'm sure for the next few months until I'm finished with school. It's kind of hard to meet anyone when you're working a couple part-jobs, going to school, and have a 8-year-old. Of course I'm not great at meeting women even without those things :-(

[arcane1]

159. checking in...

with the standard Sunday-morning-no-sleep photo

[jus_the_facts]

161. Hey there ya long haired hippie...

:9 :loveya:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

162. mister there are better pics of you

show us one of those when you were less stressed!

[arcane1]

163. Cokie-san

[La Lioness Priyanka]

164. much better. rested. fed and there is a healthiness about you

now was that so hard!

[arcane1]

easier than it looks

well, sometimes anyway...

[ThomCat]

198. Yes, that is a MUCH better picture of you.

You're a Hottie. So There. :7

[laylah]

203. OOOOOOOOOMG!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: (picking myself up from a swoon)

Jenn

[lizziegrace]

165. Count me in

[sakabatou]

169. Moi

[shanti]

175. here ya go

[XemaSab]

188. Come to our get-together!

April 1, Sacramento! :bounce:

[shanti]

199. could you send me the details?

:hi: thanks!

[DarkmoonIkonoklast]

190. I'm about as single as they come...

MMbut I can't believe lioness is... except by choice... :loveya:

[DarkmoonIkonoklast]

191. in fact, I have a hard time understanding why ANY of the glorious women...

MM... in this group are unattached... :dilemma:
MM... unless, you just can't find any worthy partners... :shrug:
MM... and from what I've seen of the men in this crowd... :think:
MM... that does NOT seem believable, either! :wtf:

[gmoney]

201. Normally I would post in this thread, but...

...there's currently a contender to be a steady squeeze. :D :bounce:

Sorry, but I had to crow just a little. :woohoo:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

202. woot!

:applause:

[gmoney]

204. ah, what the hell?

Here's one taken last weekend by the young lady in question. :)



Thanks for the WOOT! Pri... something tells me you won't be unattached very long. You never are! :)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

206. i am still attached...

[gmoney]

209. Attached with no honey?

Or were you not counting yourself among the people in the thread?

I'm easily confused these days... my president keeps lying to me.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

210. i wasnt counting myself in...it was a copy cat thread

but its weird that i put up a pic thread with no pic of my own

[LeftyMom]

205. You'd better spill it!

/nosy

[billyskank]

217. LeftyMom, it's not like you to be nosey!

:rofl:

[Blue_Tires]

207. just to say that

i have no honey of my own, as well....anyone that PMs me, i will send them a pic

[baldguy]

213. I don't have a pic of myself online.

But here's my dog:

[bikebloke]

218. My ugly mug

[Ohio Joe]

219. DOH

I still can't post pics cause I can only post from work. Oh well, hopefully soon i'll have my home PC running again and get back on-line there.

[LynneSin]

220. Wait - does this honey count?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

221. nope!

:hi:

[Jennos20]

222. Very Single...