Please SOMEONE tell me this is a spoof (hannidate)

[RobertSeattle]

(As seen at Jesus General's blog)

http://web1.hannity.com/hannidate/index.php?page=view_profile&id=881



It is good to be the King! Member Name: shieldvulf
Member ID: S001515
Caucasian / White, 41, Divorced Kansas City, Missouri
United States

Personal Details

Gender: Male
Age: 41 (21-Oct-1964)
Race: Caucasian / White
Marital Status: Divorced
Children: 4
Religion: Protestant
Drinking: Regularly
Smoking: Cigar
Food: American
Occupation: Self-Employed
Education: Bachelors degree
Languages: English (Fluent)
Spanish (Some)
Tagalog (Minimal)
Vietnamese (Minimal)

Interests: Athletics
Baseball / Softball
Billiards / Pool / Darts
Boxing / Wrestling
Cars / Motorcycles
Computers / Internet
Food and Wine
Golf
Gym / Aerobics
Ice / Snow Sports
Martial Arts
Music - Country
Music - Rock
Nightclubs / Clubs
Politics
Sailing / Boating
Tennis / Racket Sports
Travel / Sightseeing

Eye Colour: Blue
Hair Colour: Light Brown
Body Type: A little extra
Height: 6'02" - (188 cm)

General Information
I'll get back to this in detail. Suffice it for now that I'm
an entrepreneur with international holdings and no patience
with government interference in my BUSINESS!

Appearance
I'll get back to this, too. I have all my teeth, a mangut,
and eyes that can do my talking. One look, and the help
shuts its yap and gets back to work. I have another look
that'll melt you in your tracks. I wear Dolce Gabbana and
Armani.

Looking for
More later, but be smart enough to look good and know your
place, and maybe I'll let you keep mine :) No colored.
Gender: Female
Age From: 18
Age To: 35

[Call Me Wesley]

1. Yikes!

Is that a Dolce & Gabbana or an Armani cap? At least he has 'something' to wear. And looking for 'More later' just does the trick. Sheesh.

[redqueen]

2. Oooh... what a catch!

:sarcasm:

[MissB]

3. Blech.

[Catch22Dem]

4. DU ladies (sorry, not the "colored" ones)

Do you know your place?

[Deja Q]

5. OMG, just look at the size of his cigar!

And now think of what little he's trying to compesate for! :spray:

[LostinVA]

6. God, I wish I wasn't gay..... he's smokin'

Hmmm... a man smoking a cigar THAT big definitely has some issues....

[OhioBlue]

7. ohhhhh I'm all over this one....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[WCGreen]

8. A mangut......

What the fuck is that....

A macho way of saying I'm fat.....

Betcha he has a cigarette boat....

[XemaSab]

9. Ouch!

:scared: