Could I have CAPTIONED a parking lot attendant.................

[underpants]

could I have been anyone other than me....

[felonious thunk]

1. Can I still be a racecar driver?

Or do my numerous DUIs mean I can't get that license no more?

[BringEmOn]

2. Used car salesman

Would you buy a used car from this guy?

[underpants]

7. What do I have to do to put YOU in THIS war today?

I'll have run this deal through my superviser, he's in an undisclosed location but I'll be right back help yourself to the coffee.

[Richardo]

3. What? No racing suit?

Aw, c'mon George! Dress up for us...

[underpants]

5. I'd like to thank my sponsors...Boeing, Halliburton., Enron...er no

ALWAYS thank the sponsors.

[peekaloo]

4. Can't seem to git the door open.......

How's it handle at four way stops?

[underpants]

9. I'll bet this roll cage would have really helped out Laura's prom date

Ouch if that is what you meant peekaloo

Very funny either way.

[BringEmOn]

6. "Karl says I gotta

court the NASCAR dad vote, so I gotta get me one of these here NASCARs."

[regularguy]

8. "I see where the chauffer sits, but where do I sit?"

:wtf:

[underpants]

10. DAMN this is an old one it's made of European steel too

:bounce:

[underpants]

11. Nope no Dewalt power tools in here....I wonder what's in that Bud car???

:beer:

[wysimdnwyg]

12. Damn, I missed a spot

Mr. Miyagi's gonna be pissed if I don't get these cars waxed... Wax on, wax off... Wax on, wax off.

[BringEmOn]

13. Hmmm.....

"Where's that there Viagra car?"

[maxanne]

14. this yella one is nice

but I want to drive the Bud car. :beer:

[Braden]

15. I can only make it go hard right.

[cosmicdot]

16. W was hoping it said "Dewars"

but thinking: maybe I should get sponsors for all of my vehicles and secret service agents and stuff ... privatize the White House detail ... wish I thought of this before shipping the lot over to London ... what an impression that would've made ... that would have won the hearts of Europe over ... maybe next time ... but, I won't tell Karl ... I'll let it be a surprise ... my smartiness is shocking me sometimes ...

[MiddleRiverRefugee]

17. Ever notice how a '3' on its back looks just like a 'W'?