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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-05-06 10:08 PM Original message |
I think my dogs are lesbian. What to do? |
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proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-05-06 10:16 PM Response to Original message |
1. Read them the bible. |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-05-06 10:22 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. Specific chapter and verse suggestions? |
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proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-05-06 10:24 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. Just start at the beginning |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 10:13 AM Response to Reply #5 |
6. They'll TELL me? |
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DBoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 10:37 PM Response to Reply #1 |
34. No, read them Rubyfruit Jungle |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-05-06 10:17 PM Response to Original message |
2. Do what that one guy did to his dog upon suspecting homosexuality... |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-05-06 10:20 PM Response to Original message |
3. take them to an ex-gay vet |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-08-06 01:44 PM Response to Reply #3 |
39. What will that do to solve the problem? |
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Nicholas D Wolfwood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 10:20 AM Response to Original message |
7. Get two toasters. |
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Orsino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 11:23 AM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Save the money for a video camera. n/t |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 12:40 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Why would I need that? (nt) |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
8. Buy them some comfortable shoes. nt |
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vademocrat (962 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 12:41 PM Response to Original message |
11. Make sure their dog bed is covered in flannel - |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 12:47 PM Response to Original message |
12. Document it - add it to the list |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-08-06 10:09 PM Response to Reply #12 |
46. Will do (nt) |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 12:54 PM Response to Original message |
13. Why would you need to "do" anything? |
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4 t 4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 12:59 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. My dog is a lesbian |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 01:02 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. Welcome to DU. |
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RedCloud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-09-06 01:42 PM Response to Reply #16 |
54. Wow, Heidi that was an amazing quote... |
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deadparrot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 01:00 PM Response to Original message |
15. Kill them. |
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4 t 4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 01:04 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. Thanks for the welcome |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 01:14 PM Response to Reply #15 |
22. Why? I mean, I love them... |
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deadparrot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 01:17 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. Because this Senate candidate says so. |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 01:49 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. But I don't live in Ohio (nt) |
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deadparrot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 02:23 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. He's running for the US Senate. |
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seemunkee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 01:04 PM Response to Original message |
18. Send them to Big Gay Al's animal sanctuary |
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noonwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 01:05 PM Response to Original message |
19. My cat is a lesbian, who has a preference for female dogs. |
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4 t 4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 01:06 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. Is your |
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4 t 4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 01:09 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. I'm sorry |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 01:14 PM Response to Original message |
23. Saint Santorum should be able to offer you valuable advice |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 01:18 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. Well, I'll wait until Rick becomes unemployed in ten months |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 02:49 PM Response to Reply #23 |
30. I'll bet Sick Rick would pay a ton of money for a videotape |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 01:51 PM Response to Original message |
27. Do they play softball? |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 02:26 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. You never know though, they could be playing lacrosse or trying to |
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shain from kane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 03:19 PM Response to Original message |
31. Quit beating around the bush and get them some pussy to lick! n/t |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 10:29 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. Some WHAT? |
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shain from kane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-08-06 02:15 PM Response to Reply #32 |
42. As the Three Stooges would say, |
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DBoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 10:35 PM Response to Original message |
33. Introduce them to lesbian feminism |
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reyd reid reed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 10:38 PM Response to Original message |
35. Introduce them to my cats |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-08-06 03:25 PM Response to Reply #35 |
44. Sure will (nt) |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 11:13 PM Response to Original message |
36. Lesbian dogs are a gift from God. Please respect and love |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-07-06 02:20 PM Response to Reply #36 |
38. But God hates fag dogs! So says my cat Phelpsy. (nt) |
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ChoralScholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-06-06 11:28 PM Response to Original message |
37. My two female dogs have been humping each other for years. |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-08-06 01:48 PM Response to Original message |
40. Get some good video of it before they break up. |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-08-06 01:52 PM Response to Original message |
41. Introduce them to Scientology. |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-08-06 02:22 PM Response to Reply #41 |
43. Good thought |
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GumboYaYa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-08-06 03:26 PM Response to Original message |
45. Find out where they hid the toaster. n/t |
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tishaLA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-08-06 10:36 PM Response to Original message |
47. Rubyfruit Jungle |
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meow2u3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-09-06 12:40 AM Response to Original message |
48. Send one of them in for a sex-change operation |
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FVZA_Colonel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-09-06 12:42 AM Response to Original message |
49. Just do what Stan Marsh tried to do when he found out his dog was gay. |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-09-06 01:37 PM Response to Reply #49 |
52. Tried that - didn't work (nt) |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-09-06 12:59 AM Response to Original message |
50. Get a puppy for them to raise |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-11-06 01:40 PM Response to Reply #50 |
55. Will do (nt) |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-09-06 05:15 AM Response to Original message |
51. Build a softball field in the yard, serve them organic, |
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RedCloud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-09-06 01:39 PM Response to Original message |
53. Get 'em fixed, licketty split! |
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ReadTomPaine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-11-06 01:48 PM Response to Original message |
56. Apply for a faith based DHS grant. |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-11-06 03:09 PM Response to Original message |
57. Join PFLAGDAC |
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riona (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-11-06 03:17 PM Response to Original message |
58. don't mess with mother nature |
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