SoCalDem
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Wed Dec-03-03 12:23 PM
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Girls just want to be...er,,um.. patriotic |
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Wed Dec-03-03 12:26 PM
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but when I see a woman's ribs pushing against her skin like a starving third-world child, I just can't get terribly excited.
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Wed Dec-03-03 12:27 PM
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3. That's why they have to buy the fake plastic boobies. |
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When you are 5'9" and weigh 115, you don't get the "real ones".:evilgrin:
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Wed Dec-03-03 12:33 PM
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4. I'm not even talking about fake plastic mammary glands |
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Those women are so underweight it's scary. I'm surprised their skin hasn't turned orange from eating nothing but carrots, or whatever it is they do to starve themselves.
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Wed Dec-03-03 12:39 PM
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6. Celery - You can actually lose weight by eating celery |
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Carrots have too many calories.
Yes, there are so few calories in celery that you'll actually expend more energy eating the celery that you get from the stalk itself!
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Wed Dec-03-03 12:47 PM
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If the woman I'm with can't enjoy a steak, or a good plate of pasta, then the relationship is over.
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Wed Dec-03-03 12:26 PM
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2. Wonder if Kik Armstrong had tried one of those.... |
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If Lance and her would still be together? Prolly not....
Those sure made me glad there's a Texas!
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Wed Dec-03-03 12:38 PM
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5. WAH! I can't follow the link... |
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and I was gonna comment - I may get flamed for this, but there is nothing sexier than a woman in an American Flag bikini. I know I know....and now is not the time to wear such a thing....but I've always like Texas Flag and US Flag bikinis....
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Wed Dec-03-03 12:41 PM
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7. I have a friend in Florida who has a flag bikini. |
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And when she walks down the beach, all the guys say "God Bless America."
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Wed Dec-03-03 12:41 PM
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Wed Dec-03-03 12:42 PM
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you're not supposed to make use of the flag as a pattern for a frikkin THONG
jesus christ this country is doomed
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Wed Dec-03-03 12:55 PM
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11. using ol' glory as butt floss, how, uh, patriotic! |
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Wed Dec-03-03 01:22 PM
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12. Should keep this link in mind - next time some "liberal desecrates" |
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the flag -
Remind them that there's a bunch of pictures of people with the flag stuck in their asses, and other people making $$$ off the pics.
Whack them upside the head with this.
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