Nicholas D Wolfwood
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Thu Mar-09-06 02:10 PM
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Thu Mar-09-06 02:17 PM
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| 1. Hoooooooooooooooold still..... |
| Nicholas D Wolfwood
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Thu Mar-09-06 02:18 PM
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| 2. That cat's a pretty shitty shot. |
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He tried to kill me yesterday, but I'm still here baby! I'm still here!! :evilgrin:
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| underpants
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Thu Mar-09-06 02:35 PM
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| 5. Failed to account for the weather |
| Nicholas D Wolfwood
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Thu Mar-09-06 02:41 PM
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I'm not even in New England right now!
You'd think a cat that could use a sniper rifle would be a little smarter than that...
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Thu Mar-09-06 02:45 PM
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| 7. Not to mention the owner |
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Thu Mar-09-06 02:26 PM
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| 3. Can't we just go a day without that? |
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Thu Mar-09-06 02:28 PM
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| 4. You asked for it specifically. |
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What? Am I supposed to make you suffer and not fulfill your desires?? What kind of man do you think I am??
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