My apologies if this has been posted before: Bush Background Generator!

[SweetZombieJesus]

http://home.comcast.net/~freshlaundry/bush.html

I have had so much fun with this for the last few hours it should be illegal. And as soon as Ashcroft sees it, it probably will be.

http://home.comcast.net/~freshlaundry/bush.html?bs=0Ufmm%21nf%21bcpvu%21uif%21sbccjut%21Lbsm

[toddzilla]

1. dupe

this was posted a few days ago.

[AnnabelLee]

2. Where the heck have you been?

Haven't seen you post for quite a while.:hi:

[SweetZombieJesus]

3. Girlfriend

Not the Matthew Sweet album. The actual girlfriend.

Her name is Molly. She's uber-liberal. She is hot. She likes the same music I do.

Hence, I haven't been here for a while.

[AnnabelLee]

4. Excellent

:toast:

[liberalhistorian]

5. Good for you, that's

great to hear! I remember a few months back when you were asking how to meet women, especially liberal women, and that you were in the middle of Nowhere, Nebraska and couldn't seem to meet anyone. I'm very glad to hear that that problem's been solved!

Now, if only I could solve MY OWN problem in that regard as far as meeting any eligible liberal men, since the only single men around here in Northeast Ohio that I ever meet are mega-freepers, RW wingnuts, or fundie nutballs, SIGH!