So does anybody want to play bust-in-the-face?

[Wetzelbill]

Basically, all we do is take turns hitting each other. Not much tact I know. I get first dibs on enigmatic. He tortured me all those years growing up. Noogies only lead to beatin's when little bro gets old enough. :)

Seriously, I saw people play that game. Alcohol was involved, and lots of stupidity. :0

I prefer games when you don't get knocked cold and you have to pass go. :)


Baltic Avenue, babeee!!!!!

[RevCheesehead]

1. Damn....

I thought you wanted to dance with me. :loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. I will!

But I'll hafta get on my knees. :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

4. or perhaps....

the horizontal tango? :wow:
:spank:
:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. Dunno that one

The Masochism Tango, yeah...

[RevCheesehead]

15. not. going. there.

But I'll be glad to help learn ya. :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. I'll see if there's a step chart online

But in the meantime...

I ache for the touch of your lips, dear
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear
You can raise welts like nobody else
As we dance to the masochism tango

Let our love be a flame, not an ember
Say it's me that you want to dismember
Blacken my eye, set fire to my tie
As we dance to the masochism tango

At your command before you here I stand
My heart is in my hand - yecch
It's here that I must be
My heart entreats, just hear those savage beats
And go put on your cleats and come and trample me

Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany
That's why I'm in such exquisite agony
My soul is on fire, it's aflame with desire
Which is why I perspire when we tango

You caught my nose
In your left castanet, love
I can feel the pain yet, love
Ev'ry time I hear drums
And I envy the rose
That you held in your teeth, love
With the thorns underneath, love
Sticking into your gums

Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches
The last time I needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash that you made with your lash
As we danced to the masochism tango

Bash in my brain and make me scream with pain
Then kick me once again and say we'll never part
I know too well I'm underneath your spell
So, Darling, if you smell something burning, it's my heart
(Hic! Excuse me!)

Take your cigarette from its holder
And burn your initials in my shoulder
Fracture my spine and swear that you're mine
As we dance to the masochism tango

[RevCheesehead]

21. Well, OK....

but first I gotta see if this comes in plus-size.

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. If it doesn't

get that one and I'll help ya stretch it.

[RevCheesehead]

23. I like your plan better.

:bounce::bounce:

[Wetzelbill]

3. I can do that too

my left feet and I. :)

[RevCheesehead]

5. *happy dance*

:bounce::bounce:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. OK, you three.....it has to be said......

Get a room!

:bounce: :bounce:

Edited to change the two to a three! :bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

7. Now hold on a minute...

I want Oeditpus in on this, too! :woohoo:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. Oh, I beg your pardon, my dear Rev......

I will revise my post, post-haste!

:toast:

[RevCheesehead]

13. I thank you kindly for that.

Now, if someone would be kind enough to find Oeditpus for me.... :loveya:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

16. Check your PM, if you would, my dear Rev........n/t

[KitchenWitch]

8. Hey, that's my line!

:bounce::bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

11. which one?

"Get a room" or ":bounce::bounce:"?

[KitchenWitch]

12. I will go with both!

:rofl:

:bounce::bounce:

They are still very moist and delicious.

[Benfea]

10. There's a Polish version of that...

…except you injure yourself to show how manly you are. I've heard they can get quite out of hand.

[Wetzelbill]

17. I have known it to get out of hand

pretty wild stuff.

[951-Riverside]

18. If a freeper is on the receiving end I'm all game :D n/t

[Wetzelbill]

20. You have your choice of Rove, Rummy, Cheney and the Chimp

:)