Doomed! I'm doomed!

[uppityperson]

I keep my tuna and powdered milk in the pantry. Doomed I tell you.

[Fleshdancer]

1. but but but....

you were TOLD to keep it under your bed. Why do you hate America?

[nytemare]

2. The SARS update said to keep it in the pantry.

Now, the avian flu people are saying to keep it under the bed. What the fuck do we do? What if SARS AND the avian flu hit?? Do I have to store in both places?

Shit.

[Fleshdancer]

3. what if you put your bed on top of your pantry?

only then will you be super safe. :D

[uppityperson]

4. I was sick today, truly, then this announcement came out so I moved it all

my bed is kind of tippy since it has a pedestal base, but I'm feeling better now. You need to store it in both places to be safe and make sure you use the right kind too.

[Fleshdancer]

8. I hope the tippy bed doesn't give you motion sickness tonight

but it's the price one must pay for complete health. Nothing bad can ever happen to someone who's bed is on top of their pantry...just be sure to duct tape the plastic sheeting around the door. It's the only way my fellow Patriot. Eagles Up!

[divineorder]

5. I hate tuna, but have powdered milk.

I have the powdered milk because it's lowfat and easy to mix. I don't drink a lot of it, so the powdered keeps until I use it next. I do have sardines.

And of course with Avian Flu, I guess beef and fish will be my new staples, along with all the vegetables I can handle.

When will get the gasmasks people wore during the last big flu outbreak?

[nytemare]

6. I can't remember the last time I even had a flu.

Every year there is some big outbreak to be afraid of. SARS, Mad Cow, now bird flu. What the hell.

[uppityperson]

7. oh dear, mad cow, where are you supposed to keep your tuna for m.c?