babylonsister
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Tue Mar-14-06 12:44 AM
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I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______a Margarita ______a Scotch and water ______a Beer ______a Steak ______The remote control ______a Bowl of ice cream ______Chocolate ______Sex
it should then be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
Signature:___________________________
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Tue Mar-14-06 12:45 AM
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babylonsister
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Tue Mar-14-06 12:51 AM
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Edited on Tue Mar-14-06 12:56 AM by babylonsister
:loveya: How are you doing, Rufus/Ruth/Ruffie? Again, my friend, my condolences. :hug: I'm being silly, but as a Ruth also, I've been called many things, but never 'Rev'!
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Tue Mar-14-06 01:11 AM
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4. Were you called Rufus, too? |
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Damn, that's too funny! I thought I was the only one! :)
I'm doing OK. Some days, better than others.
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babylonsister
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Tue Mar-14-06 09:35 AM
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mom and a brother called me that, a fact I don't let escape easily. :blush: But now I know I'm in good company! :hug:
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Tue Mar-14-06 12:54 AM
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Nicely done. I'm thinking of filing a signed copy.
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Tue Mar-14-06 09:51 AM
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6. I already have an "official" one on file |
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w/ my doctor and my attorney.
If we added books and a computer w/ internet access I would have to change my form!
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Tue Mar-14-06 09:54 AM
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7. I'll never sign anything that has the word "pinhead" in it |
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It's a Bill O'Really word.
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