Pearls of wisdom on St. Pat's Day:

[babylonsister]

Water and Alcohol Education

WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Doo Doo.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, whiskey, beer or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to STOP doing so, it has been scientifically proven that it is UNHEALTHY and BAD for you .

WATER = Doo Doo

ALCOHOL = HEALTH

Free yourself of Doo Doo, drink ALCOHOL!!! It is better to drink alcohol and talk Doo Doo than to drink water and be full of shit.

HERE ENDETH THE LESSON