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Fri Mar-17-06 01:50 PM
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Trey Parker & Matt Stone's message to Scientologists everywhere |
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From a statement sent to Daily Variety: So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!
-Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenuhttp://www.variety.com/VR1117939918.html
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Fri Mar-17-06 01:51 PM
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1. Those two are nutters. |
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Fri Mar-17-06 02:08 PM
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9. Nah, it's scientology that's nutters... |
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To a Scientologist, their statement makes perfect, if blasphemous, sense.
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Fri Mar-17-06 02:56 PM
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12. Only if said Scientologist has paid the requisite $$$ to get to OTIII |
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which is quite a lot of $$$. (I want to say approx. $100,000 but please don't quote me on that.)
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Sat Mar-18-06 07:44 PM
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45. True but then so was Christianity in it's early days. |
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Only they never demanded you hand over all of your money before you could be one.
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Fri Mar-17-06 01:56 PM
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Fri Mar-17-06 01:59 PM
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If they'll start an official Xenuian counter-religion? :D
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Fri Mar-17-06 02:02 PM
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Fri Mar-17-06 02:02 PM
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6. Holy shit, that would be wonderful! |
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Scientology Reformation! :D
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Fri Mar-17-06 02:05 PM
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7. wait until they get Scientologist fundies. |
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Fri Mar-17-06 03:16 PM
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15. That's the only kind of Scientologist |
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If you are a Scientologist, you are not allowed to question the un-erring word of L. Ron Hubbard. If you do, you will be branded a "Subversive Person" (SP) and be kicked out of the "church". Also, any Scientologist friend or family member will not be allowed to have contact with you, or they risk being kicked out, too.
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Fri Mar-17-06 03:18 PM
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16. That's what chaps my balls |
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The book is called "DIANEtics". I'm Diane. They named the *religion* wrong. :grr:
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Fri Mar-17-06 03:24 PM
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18. Good point. Should call it "Elronanetics". |
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Or maybe "Whackonetics" would be more accurate.
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Fri Mar-17-06 03:32 PM
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21. I've been told some pretty messed up stories. |
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And these were first hand accounts, mind you.
But what I don't understand, and maybe you'd know about this, is that any human person is fallible--are they making the claim, even implicitly, that Hubbard is not? It seems like that is what is implied in there being *nothing* debatable.
But maybe I'm thinking about this the wrong way? :shrug:
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Fri Mar-17-06 03:51 PM
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24. IIRC, they believe that L Ron was fallible, except for doctrine |
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if it was Dianetics/Scientology-related, it was unquestionable. I'm not a Scientologist (nor have I ever been one), but I know a number of people involved in cultwatch activities, and hear their stories.
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Fri Mar-17-06 05:49 PM
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Thanks for your response. Do you have any resources at hand?
It's no big deal, but if you have any that you'd recommend then I can start there. :) I'd like to look into some aspects of this a little more.
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Fri Mar-17-06 06:08 PM
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"Operation Clambake" (www.Xenu.net). Yes, they actually registered Xenu.net as their URL (according to Scientology doctrine, Xenu is the evil galactic overlord who created much of earth's problems 70 billion years ago), and has a lot of good information, from an anti-Scientology point of view.
If you're looking for the pro-Scientology point of view, best to get it from the horse's mouth at www.Scientology.org, the church's official site.
I'll try not to be too biased because I believe everyone should make up their own minds about it, but there are a lot of very questionable practices in Scientology and plenty of horror stories from ex-members.
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Fri Mar-17-06 10:06 PM
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34. don't look the scientology horse in the mouth. |
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the website is fine for information, but I hope that no one signs up for anything. First of all, nothing is ever free with Scientology. Second, they'll call your house or send you letters - even if you sign up with a fake name.
Someone in my dorm signed up to get flyers to put in a project on religions. She was flabbergasted, when she started to get phonecalls for the funny name she used.
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Fri Mar-17-06 10:41 PM
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37. even the bit that said the universe would cease to exist on |
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Ron's death ?
That was always the deal breaker with me.
Scientology was started as L. Ron Hubbard's tax break, only in America.
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Fri Mar-17-06 03:02 PM
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14. I bet they'd nail "95 Feces" to the Scientology Center door. |
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Fri Mar-17-06 03:38 PM
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22. That would make them LOO-therans! |
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Sorry, couldn't resist!
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Fri Mar-17-06 02:17 PM
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Maybe Xenu *is* the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
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Fri Mar-17-06 06:27 PM
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27. That would be AWESOME! |
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Fri Mar-17-06 01:57 PM
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3. That really is a perfect response. |
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Fri Mar-17-06 02:07 PM
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8. Yet more reason why those two guys rule! |
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That was a perfect response, bar none!
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Fri Mar-17-06 02:26 PM
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11. I've never watched South Park |
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maybe it's time to start.
:-)
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Fri Mar-17-06 03:00 PM
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13. Tom Cruise Won't Come Out Of The Closet! |
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Fri Mar-17-06 03:25 PM
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19. that is the one episode I missed and everyone saw it and |
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I feel so left out....
boo hooo hooo...
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Fri Mar-17-06 06:35 PM
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If haven't already, go to the site mentioned above www.xenu.net ! they have the episode posted and available for download!!
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Fri Mar-17-06 10:45 PM
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Edited on Fri Mar-17-06 11:03 PM by TheBaldyMan
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Fri Mar-17-06 03:26 PM
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20. I love the ending of that episode |
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Especially how they changed all the names to "John Smith"! :rofl:
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Fri Mar-17-06 03:48 PM
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His closet is made of one-way glass. He can't see out but... or is that butt... :evilgrin:
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Fri Mar-17-06 03:23 PM
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17. LOL - I bet they're a little happy to get all the free publicity |
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Fri Mar-17-06 06:28 PM
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28. Timmay and The Lords of the Underworld will NOT be playing |
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at any Scientology functions, either.
THAT'S hitting them where it hurts.
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Fri Mar-17-06 06:29 PM
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Oh, I so want them to have Tom Cruise replace Chief :rofl:
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Fri Mar-17-06 06:39 PM
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31. lol.....rush the dvd boys! |
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I looked forward to seeing this ep on Wednesday since I had missed the original airing.
Instead i got choked on Chef's salty chocolate balls and smeared by Mr. Hankey.
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Fri Mar-17-06 09:34 PM
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32. Tom, your mission, should you decide to accept it |
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is to fly Topgun into Iraq and crash in the middle of the Sunni triangle...please.
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Fri Mar-17-06 10:01 PM
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33. Perfect! SP=SouthPark. |
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Sat Mar-18-06 04:41 PM
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44. LOL, I hadn't thought of that |
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Fri Mar-17-06 10:37 PM
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36. Excellent response to those imbeciles. |
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Scientology is just beyond stupid.
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Fri Mar-17-06 10:51 PM
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39. Ha. Stupid Fucking Scientologists. |
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I love it when someone ridicules that idiotic joke of a cult.
When do they all get to drink the Kool-aide? I hope it's soon.
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Fri Mar-17-06 11:20 PM
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41. Oh my god I love those guys. |
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They win at life. :toast:
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Sat Mar-18-06 09:48 AM
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42. I just watched that show |
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Sat Mar-18-06 10:30 AM
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43. My ass Cruise didn' threaten Viacom . . . that's standard $cientology |
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operating procedure.
If people don't bow to your will, after they are declared suppressive persons by the "church," official $cientology doctrine states in very exact words that they "May be deprived of property or injured by any means by any Scientologist without any discipline of the Scientologist. May be tricked, sued or lied to or destroyed."
It's part of their written doctrine.
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Sat Mar-18-06 09:25 PM
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48. You can see it on youtube: |
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