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Wed Mar-22-06 10:37 AM
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Post something that didn't really happen to you today. |
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Did I mention I saw a UFO on the way to work this morning.
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Wed Mar-22-06 10:38 AM
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1. I think I forgot to tell everyone that I won the lottery |
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Wed Mar-22-06 10:38 AM
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Wed Mar-22-06 10:40 AM
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Wed Mar-22-06 03:05 PM
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Wed Mar-22-06 10:40 AM
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4. I learned that shit in math Ive had to do the past couple of months |
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is useful because I was doing codebreaking for the Agency. God if I could olny take social science courses.
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Wed Mar-22-06 10:48 AM
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5. I quit my job to become a full time volunteer |
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for good trouble-making causes, and to write trashy fiction too.
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Wed Mar-22-06 10:49 AM
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6. Someone replied to one of my posts. |
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Wed Mar-22-06 10:50 AM
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Wed Mar-22-06 11:10 AM
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10. Now I must change my post. |
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How about I wasn't a winey baby today. That fits re: my original post.
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Wed Mar-22-06 10:51 AM
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8. The post office clerks critiqued my passport photo! |
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So I went to get my passport renewal at the Post Office this morning. I needed them to take the pictures also. The shoot was in a postal type setting, on a set that evoked the feel of a post office which was furnished in the late 1950s. Lots of grey and brushed aluminum.
They put us in front of a neutral background and said things like "okay, gimme that look that says 'I'm an American tourist! Let me in!" and snapped away. After the pictures came out, they passed them down the row of postal clerks. Each of whom took a brief break from selling stamps and asking if packages contained anything breakable. They were experts on passport photos and it showed in their comments...
"I look at this picture and I don't see a model." "Just kind of deer-in-the-headlights." "This is much better than your last passport picture but you still need to work on overcoming that washed-out look." "I hope that in ten years, when you renew your passport again, you will show us all that fierce model that we know is inside you."
Finally they passed the photo back to the clerk handling passport renewals and I was thrilled when she pulled the photo out of the priority mail envelope (with return receipt requested) and said....
"Congratulations, you're still in the running towards becoming America's next top model."
I walked all the way home on clouds of bliss but then it hit me.
'What about my damned passport renewal?!'
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Wed Mar-22-06 10:54 AM
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9. I got all my work done. |
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Wed Mar-22-06 11:15 AM
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11. maggie gyllenhall brought me my mail |
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Edited on Wed Mar-22-06 11:16 AM by atomic-fly
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Wed Mar-22-06 12:21 PM
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12. I was assasinated by donkeys and I think I spent a couple of |
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hours breaking wine bottles on my ass...
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Wed Mar-22-06 12:53 PM
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Wed Mar-22-06 02:20 PM
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20. Hey!!! That happened to me as well |
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In fact every day for the last few years.:-(
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Wed Mar-22-06 02:03 PM
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14. I had angry, animal-like, grunting sex with Katherine Harris |
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Wed Mar-22-06 02:19 PM
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18. I found this post unhorrifying and erotic |
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Wed Mar-22-06 02:04 PM
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15. I saw a Fulvous Whistling Duck |
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Wed Mar-22-06 02:06 PM
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16. The girl at the grocery checkout was polite to me. |
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Wed Mar-22-06 02:16 PM
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17. The folks at the Motor Vehicle Department were |
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friendly today. I was actually given great service and was able to get in and out in about 10 minutes!!!!
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Wed Mar-22-06 02:21 PM
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21. I sold my antique dining room set for.... |
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Wed Mar-22-06 02:25 PM
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22. I won a million dollars in a lottery, then I had my shoes shined. |
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Wed Mar-22-06 02:35 PM
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I'm using it to buy a Mercededs. :hug:
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Wed Mar-22-06 03:14 PM
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25. My amazingly handsome dentist |
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kissed me instead of using Novacaine.
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