BikeWriter
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Wed Mar-22-06 12:54 PM
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Who else does NOT have a Landmine? |
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Wed Mar-22-06 01:22 PM
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Over 20 minutes and no reply. You are alone. All other DUers have landmines, apparently. Don't tell Agent Mike. Oops!
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Wed Mar-22-06 01:39 PM
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4. Oh, crap! I'm in big trouble! Where are the land mines... |
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when you need them? :shrug:
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Wed Mar-22-06 01:31 PM
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2. Aww... ya beat me to it! |
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Wed Mar-22-06 01:41 PM
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5. I'm sorry, Sweety. I'll leave the next good copycat for you! |
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Wed Mar-22-06 01:33 PM
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Wed Mar-22-06 01:43 PM
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6. Shh, Agent Mike may be watching. I'll contact you with... |
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Wed Mar-22-06 01:43 PM
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7. Can't help you on the landmines, but what about a couple of cannons? |
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< http://bronzecannon.net/classified_ads.htm> I'm seriously thinking about buying a couple of these artilery pieces for the front lawn. But of course, they have to be in working order;)
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Wed Mar-22-06 01:45 PM
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9. Oh, for sure! A few oz. of coarse black powder is all you need! |
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Wed Mar-22-06 01:51 PM
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12. And something for that powder to propel |
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What good is the bang if there's no bite to it:evilgrin:
Yes, I'm one of those pyromanical, big noise type of people. A couple of cousins and I made a little signal cannon when we were kids, and still fire it off every Fourth of July a during the annual pyro festival, aka fireworks display.
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Wed Mar-22-06 01:58 PM
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14. A couple of handfuls of roofing tacks gives interesting results... |
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If you don't have a sack of lead balls. :)
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Wed Mar-22-06 02:03 PM
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17. Funny you mention that, but I inheireted a sack of lead balls! |
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Along with the rest of my father's firearms. One of them is an 1851 muzzle loader, hence the sack of lead balls(50 cal) And being that I some scrap lead hanging around, and the old bullet mold, hey, canister shot here we come.
Why do I get the sneaking suspicion that I'm going to be getting a Homeland Security or BATF visit now:scared:
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Thu Mar-23-06 12:39 AM
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24. Pard, all those goodies could be fun, if... |
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you have a marauding grizz in the area. Be careful!
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Wed Mar-22-06 01:43 PM
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8. It's not a landmine if you throw it at people |
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Wed Mar-22-06 01:47 PM
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10. Well, uh... We usually don't play frisbee with them. |
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Wed Mar-22-06 02:27 PM
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20. "Rover, fetch!" ... BOOM! |
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I know it's sick, but...but...
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Thu Mar-23-06 12:40 AM
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Wed Mar-22-06 01:49 PM
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11. does the nra say we need one? |
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Wed Mar-22-06 01:52 PM
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13. We don't have to NEED one for it to be our right to own one! |
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Just like nukes.:nuke: Nothing better for home defense!
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Wed Mar-22-06 01:59 PM
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16. I like how you think! |
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Wed Mar-22-06 01:59 PM
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15. Why sure... for protection! |
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Wed Mar-22-06 02:06 PM
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18. Do claymores count are you talking about bouncing betty and |
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Wed Mar-22-06 02:13 PM
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i'm defenseless here! how long do i have to retrofit my .... wait a minute, where do i put all this stuff? who do i call? who's attacking? i need a nap.
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Thu Mar-23-06 01:09 AM
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30. Come and visit some of us. We'll teach you, |
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Edited on Thu Mar-23-06 01:10 AM by BikeWriter
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Thu Mar-23-06 01:07 AM
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Wed Mar-22-06 02:34 PM
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21. I have an 85# dog that leaves me all kinds of landmines.. |
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in my flower bed of all places. He's never left me one on the grass..never ever.
I am not landmineless.. :cry:
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Thu Mar-23-06 01:07 AM
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28. Have you considered using a cannon? A non-lethal... |
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load could even be effective!
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Wed Mar-22-06 02:36 PM
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Why don't YOU go out in the yard and check? :scared:
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Thu Mar-23-06 01:04 AM
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27. Not without a mine sweeper, I don't! |
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Wed Mar-22-06 03:25 PM
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23. My lawn is full of 'em. |
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Damn pesky Girlscouts trying to sell me "cookies". I know those things are laced with arsenic. And I suspect that mailman is up to no good. May be trying to deliver me anthrax disguised as the phone bill. Not to mention the f@%#&*g meter reader!!!
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Thu Mar-23-06 01:02 AM
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26. Kill 'em all, let G*d sort 'em out! |
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Thu Mar-23-06 01:17 AM
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31. Well, I don't TECHNICALLY have one... |
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But I have alot of things that COULD BE landmines, if I had 45 seconds and some good strong twine....
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Fri Mar-24-06 02:22 PM
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32. There is a lot to be said for traps! |
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Fri Mar-24-06 02:25 PM
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Edited on Fri Mar-24-06 02:35 PM by jukes
the M26A2 w/a tripwire secured to the splitring. dual-purpose.
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