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Thu Mar-30-06 10:45 PM
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I am bored. How bored am I? |
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I was just doing puppet theater with a plastic fork and spoon. It was about five minutes before I realized what the herk I was doing. That's how bored I am. x(
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Thu Mar-30-06 10:46 PM
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.... are the Chairman of the Bored. :)
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Thu Mar-30-06 10:54 PM
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2. You could come and give me a back rub. |
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Yeah, that would be great. :P
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Thu Mar-30-06 10:57 PM
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3. OK. I need an address and a plane ticket. |
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Or an address, a big box, and lots and lots of stamps. :P
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Thu Mar-30-06 10:59 PM
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4. I'll give you the stamps. But you'll have to herk the box yourself. |
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:01 PM
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6. You're always trying to herk me over. |
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:02 PM
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:P Here's a fun site, if you don't already know about it: http://www.addictinggames.com/ :)
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:03 PM
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9. Once again, the ambiguity of "herk" has us herked. |
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:07 PM
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I'm trying to scale back. I'm going to use it for replacement of swear words only, or something where it's totally obvious like "herkalicious." :P
Well, I'm gonna try anyway.
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:09 PM
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11. I just know you're gonna herk it up. |
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:10 PM
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12. Stop being such a herk off. |
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:11 PM
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13. Oh, you can just herk me off right now. |
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:20 PM
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:00 PM
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5. I have no idea how board you are. |
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But this thread boars me to fucking tears! :cry:
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:02 PM
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:17 PM
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14. I remeber I acted out a story of mine, with a friend, |
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:19 PM
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15. Teddy bears at least have faces! And limbs! |
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I was doing a sword fight with a FORK and a herkin' SPOON! x(
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:20 PM
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:21 PM
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18. The Dark Lord Fork got his ass kicked. |
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:34 PM
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19. I'm a little bored too...... |
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:35 PM
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:36 PM
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Think of it as a late b-day present or something. :P
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:39 PM
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:40 PM
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23. I'm glad you herk it. |
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:42 PM
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24. There could be an entire Clan Herk of smilies! |
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:43 PM
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25. Dude, you know how much herking work it was to make that? |
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:46 PM
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I'm a computer game developer, remember. Compared to some of the stuff I do regularly, that would have been small potatoes.
Go no further, let me finish the conversation for you:
Rev: So why didn't you, you big herker? :P Nix: My .gif builder is like 15 years old and is on the other hard drive. (I'm lazy :blush: :hide:)
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:51 PM
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28. I guess I'll just go sit in the corner then. |
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Since you don't need me to have conversations anymore. :P
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:54 PM
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30. Make yourself useful, Admiral. |
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:56 PM
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:48 PM
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27. You could always put songs with herk |
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I would do that but I am listening to Brazilian music and I don't know Portugese.
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:53 PM
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29. I think Rev was trying to write an anthem for the Herk Movement. |
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At least, she was yesterday.
We need to recruit someone with musical talent. :shrug:
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:54 PM
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I have about as musical talent as an ape does and quite possibly less.
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:56 PM
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32. I was still trying today.... |
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:56 PM
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34. You should have done it to total eclipse of the heart |
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:grr: just a total eclipse of the herk.
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Thu Mar-30-06 11:58 PM
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36. We could start a band! |
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:00 AM
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38. I told ya I have as much musical talent if not less than an ape |
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You could try going to the zoo and getting an orangutan though, oragutans are the best.
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:00 AM
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39. If only we knew how to play instruments. |
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:03 AM
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40. We could not and just say we do. |
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:06 AM
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41. But how are we suppose to become famous |
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:09 AM
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42. Is the one half of Milli Vannili still alive? |
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:12 AM
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44. Kleeb, you need an official position. |
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That of Captain James T. Herk is still open...what say you?
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:13 AM
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46. I'd rather be an NCO of some kind |
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:15 AM
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48. OK, but that means you have to clean Rev's office. |
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If you're OK with that...:shrug:
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:16 AM
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49. Depends do I get free booze |
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:19 AM
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50. Maybe you can nick some out of her desk. |
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Third drawer down on the left. It looks locked, but it really isn't. ;)
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:20 AM
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Better be a who's who in alochol.
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:22 AM
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53. Well, that's up to Rev. |
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If she's missing anything, maybe you can sneak some in with the requisition orders.
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:22 AM
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52. So you know my little secret, eh? |
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But you know what? That's not where I keep my good booze! So ha!
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:24 AM
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It better not be that natty light crap, natty light :puke:
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:25 AM
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But all the bottles are mostly empty. :P
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:24 AM
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:26 AM
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57. Well if he does, he better replace it. |
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Or there will be hell to pay. :grr:
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:29 AM
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59. You give me a ride up to the Canadian border |
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and you got yourself a deal, remember I am your JUNIOR in age. I am just a wee baby being 18.667.
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:30 AM
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60. Meh...that's between the two of you. |
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Teh Incredible Herk bothers not with such trivialities.
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:31 AM
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61. Uh, you're the one who put him on cleaning duty in my office. |
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So it's your fault. Now replace my booze, or there's hell to pay. :grr:
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:33 AM
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62. Hey, it's not my herking fault if he pinches it! |
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:38 AM
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63. I wasnt going to take all of it |
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:shrug: I havent drank in a while.
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:39 AM
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:41 AM
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65. Herk, all you gotta do is move it! |
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Or get a new herking key!
:eyes:
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:43 AM
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66. I haven't cleaned your office yet |
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Shizzit you're getting free labor and you're concenred about booze.
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:27 AM
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I mean its not a surprise that my heritage is from the most alcohol consuming nations on the planet and that even my old grandmother in her late years loved Absolut. Reminds me I could go for some Vodka.
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:11 AM
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43. Let's think...surely there's no famous group who are really a bunch of |
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talentless hacks. :think:
:sarcasm:
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:13 AM
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so did NSYNC, the Backstreet Boys, but Toby Keith is still around putting his boot in asses.
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Fri Mar-31-06 12:14 AM
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47. Yeah, there's no reason why we couldn't do it, too! |
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Edited on Fri Mar-31-06 12:15 AM by ZombieNixon
:silly:
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