caty
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Fri Mar-31-06 02:46 PM
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DUers, use your evil & morbid minds to play "Evil Genie": |
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Edited on Fri Mar-31-06 03:01 PM by caty
1. Ask the evil genie to grant a wish. 2. The evil genie grants the wish. But the catch is that the granted wish has an evil twist. :evilgrin: :P :evilgrin: }(
Example:
Post A - I wish I lived on a tropical island.
Post B - Wish granted. Unfortunately, the island is only 20' by 20' and a hurricane is about to strike in 15 minutes.
My wish is: I wish I could fly.:smoke:
Don't forget to post your wish after you grant the wish for the above post!
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ZombieNixon
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Fri Mar-31-06 02:52 PM
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1. Fine. Go jump off a building. |
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Edited on Fri Mar-31-06 02:55 PM by ZombieNixon
You could fly. Five minutes ago. Not anymore.
:evilgrin:
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Magrittes Pipe
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Fri Mar-31-06 02:53 PM
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You are now an adult mayfly. You will have a lot of fun flying and mating for the next 24 hours; after which, you will die.
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ZombieNixon
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Fri Mar-31-06 02:57 PM
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3. I wish I could make it with a hot alien babe! |
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Just call me Captain James Tiberius Herk!
:D
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Fri Mar-31-06 03:28 PM
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the alien is a giant praying mantis, who will bite your head off.
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ZombieNixon
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Fri Mar-31-06 03:32 PM
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11. I said *hot* alien babe. |
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As in physically attractive to me...not a giant bug. :eyes:
:P
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AllegroRondo
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Fri Mar-31-06 03:36 PM
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13. I thought you meant "hot" |
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as in temperature.. so you get scalded as well.
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Fri Mar-31-06 02:58 PM
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4. You have been turned into a goose and down below |
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there is a hunter with his gun sighted on you.
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Fri Mar-31-06 03:00 PM
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5. You turned into a quail and Dick Cheney is right there... |
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wait a minute. He doesn't shoot quails.
You're safe...I think...
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caty
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Fri Mar-31-06 03:03 PM
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Poof! You're a vulture.
I wish I could win the lottery.
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Fri Mar-31-06 03:29 PM
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but - its the Shirley Jackson short story version....
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Fri Mar-31-06 03:31 PM
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10. Hah! Great minds think alike. |
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Fri Mar-31-06 03:30 PM
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9. Wish granted...You won the lottery... |
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...in a small town where the lottery winner is the person who ends up getting stoned to death by the rest of the townspeople. Sad really, because I liked you. :)
Hmmmm...My wish? 12 hours of uninterrupted sleep.
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Fri Mar-31-06 03:34 PM
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12. Granted. But you're in Thailand. |
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You've been drugged so you sleep soundly and when you wake up, your kidneys are gone. :evilgrin:
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Fri Mar-31-06 03:39 PM
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Edited on Fri Mar-31-06 03:40 PM by SofaKingLiberal
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