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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 07:00 PM
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My ass is a nice shade of black and blue.
I tried something new this weekend:

...and I had some great instruction from astonishingly talented friends.

HOWEVER. Despite my remarkable advances -- I'm told I'm a natural athelete -- I still managed to bang the SNOT out of myself, whilst going too fast. Board left the ground, I slammed my butt and head rather nicely. Was even blinded for a few seconds.

DIAGNOSIS: Whiplash. Minor. Method of injury: blunt force trauma. Acting body: the Continental Divide. :D

FURTHER DIAGNOSIS: I am getting old. But I still can turn both ways, after only one day. Plus, I'm told I looked sick while doing it all. Which, I'm told, is good. :P
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 07:04 PM
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1. Goofy foot?
Or is the photo inverted?

Hey, the butt is there for a reason. As we evolved, snowboarding was taken into consideration. Hence, the butt. It's easier on the ass if you slide, not bounce on it. Sometimes you just skip it across the snow, though.

It takes a full season to get used to the board, at least.

The smile on your face looks like you had fun, though. Where'd you go?
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 07:52 PM
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2. Quite goofy
Actually felt rather intuitive. I skateboarded when a teenager, so that might've helped.

We went to Steamboat. Worked free lift tix for the day. :hi:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 08:05 PM
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3. Steamboat? Sweet!
You'll be carving East Face in no time.

I'm kidding. That WOULD be dingbat...

I tried goofy (right foot forward) once. Never again. My forward balance was WAY off. Needless to say, the faceplant would've been something to capture on video.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 08:48 PM
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4. Oh man, I'm envious. I love snowboarding!
Sorry about the black & blue part, though. :hi:
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