khashka
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Thu Apr-06-06 06:37 AM
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Not a surprise to anyone, really. But I almost missed a dentist apt. because I didn't set my clocks forward. So I was an hour off.....
And ran down the stairs and fell and broke/bruised my tailbone. It HURTS.
But I'm not complaining... just realizing what a dumbfuck I am.
So what kind of dumbfuck are you? Time to confess the stupid things you've done and the consequences....
Khash
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Dangerously Amused
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Thu Apr-06-06 06:43 AM
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I'll be typing all day and the post will probably crash DU. :eyes:
Think I'll pass out of consideration for my fellow DUers.
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Thu Apr-06-06 07:08 AM
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2. Lets see, I lost my car keys in the grocery store last week..... |
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How's that for starters? I could go on for hours, but-trust me on this-I can give you a run for your money as a dumbfuck!
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Thu Apr-06-06 07:15 AM
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3. The day I moved into my apartment, I locked myself out. |
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About six months ago, I did it again.
Not as painful as busting my tailbone, but embarrassing nonetheless.
Hope you're feeling better !!!:hug:
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khashka
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Thu Apr-06-06 07:45 AM
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Oh that can get bad. I locked myself out. I had to break into my own apartment. I needed my car keys to get to work!!
The police showed up. I had to find my lease to prove I lived there. Cops have a problem with men rummaging in closets.....
I didn't get arrested but I was very late to work.
My boss was not pleased. But I asked her "What part of "I am an idiot" do you not understand?""
Khash.
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Thu Apr-06-06 07:55 AM
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Shit - I got off easy - cost me $99 for a locksmith each time. I try not to involve law enforcement when I do something dumb......:-)
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Thu Apr-06-06 07:16 AM
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4. i was cleaning under the fridge |
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and caught my hair in the vacuum's roller. :crazy:
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khashka
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Thu Apr-06-06 07:26 AM
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it hurts. But I find it incredibly funny.
Khash,
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Thu Apr-06-06 07:16 AM
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5. In the past two weeks I have messed up the dates of two doctor's |
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appointments and shown up on the wrong day...luckily before the appointment, but still. Being told, "No Mrs Harper, your appt is on Wednesday" is embarassing. The consequences were that I scheduled an appraisal on the morning of one and I can't be in two places at once, so the doctor's appt. had to go. Pity, really. ;)
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Thu Apr-06-06 07:18 AM
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6. Late on rent check, making silly mistakes at work... being late for |
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my own funeral.
Stuff like that.
Sorry about your coccyx, BTW.
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Thu Apr-06-06 07:19 AM
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7. So you busted your ass trying to get there on time? |
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That's not idiotic - that's responsible behavior! :hi:
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Thu Apr-06-06 07:30 AM
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9. I really hope you are OK |
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and you aren't an idiot at all. I have been so pre-occupied that I have been making really weird errors and not even noticing. I was referring to Patrick Fitzgerald as Fitzpatrick and even after someone made a funny comment on it it still took me a couple of hours to notice. Doh!
So I haven't fallen down the stairs in a couple of months but my mind, oh my mind where has it gone? You know that old saying; Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
:hug: :hi:
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Thu Apr-06-06 08:31 AM
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12. I've broken my tailbone before. |
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Take lots of ibuprofen and use a pillow for a couple of days.
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khashka
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Thu Apr-06-06 04:50 PM
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13. My mother broke hers skiing |
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I asked when does the pain stop. She said "never"!
Well that'll be fun!
Khash.
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Thu Apr-06-06 05:25 PM
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but it's much easier to rebreak it. I've rebroken it twice since then, once ice skating and once playing pick up football.
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