LSK
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Fri Apr-07-06 02:03 PM
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Poll question: who would win this fight? |
Magrittes Pipe
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Fri Apr-07-06 02:03 PM
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1. Chuck Norris punched his way out of his mother's womb. |
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Fri Apr-07-06 02:05 PM
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2. The sperm that became Jack Bauer |
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Strangled all the 2 million other sperm with their own flagellae.
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Fri Apr-07-06 04:06 PM
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3. No contest. Jack Bauer. |
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He cuts peoples heads off. Nobody's as tough as Jack!
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Fri Apr-07-06 04:15 PM
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Bill Brasky has a collection of Chuck Norris' old muscle shirts. He uses them to wash his car!
To Bill Brasky! :toast: :toast:
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Fri Apr-07-06 04:20 PM
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5. I'm afraid to answer. One of them might reach right through my monitor |
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and strangle me for deigning to have an opinion.
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Fri Apr-07-06 04:23 PM
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Sometimes I find myself confessing things to the TV when he interrogates people.
Jack (to suspect): WHAT DID YOU DO?! Me (to TV): OMG OMG I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO EAT THE LAST PIECE OF CAKE!
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Fri Apr-07-06 04:36 PM
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President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
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