Festivus pole......um.....poll

[underpants]

[DS1]

1. The local strip club is really feeling the festivus spirit

for an amazing feat of strength, I pulled one out of the ceiling and outran the bouncer

edit: I know how to spell

[trof]

2. 10' length of 2" pvc pipe

and a can of Aluminium spray paint will do 'er.

[Maple]

3. Norfolk pine

comes in a big pot of earth.

Plant it outside in the spring.

PS..cute title btw!