I finished my screenplay, too - and here it is!

[Rabrrrrrr]

Setting - camera zooms from outside house into bathroom, then into the shower room - red tile walls, multiple shower heads. Camera, from vantage point of one shower head, aims back at door into shower room - enter Natalie Portman, naked. Her character name is, um, Jessica. Yeah, that's fine. Jessica. Jennifer. Sally. whatever.

Scene 1: Camera stays locked on her as she opens spigot and wets self down, then starts to scrub and bathe and bounce a lot. Approx. 45 minutes, then...

Scene 2: Enter Kirsten Dunst, playing, um, Hillary. Maybe Gretchen. Whatever. Who fucking cares? She joins Kelly. Wanda. Whoever the fuck natalie is playing, who cares, in the shower, and they shower and massage each other. 45 minutes, then...

Scene 3: Grace Park, Hillary Swank, and Angelina Jolie, playing Jessica, enter shower. Unless Natalie is playing Jessica, then they play Jennifer. Or Brenda. Or Aimee. Who the fuck cares, seriously? All five shower together, soaping, bouncing, massaging, steamy touching. 1682 minutes.

Fine.

[EstimatedProphet]

1. GENIUS!

Think of the visuals!

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. I am the fucking GOD of screenplays!

You should read some of my other ones, involving Natalie Portman showering at the gym, Natalie POrtman showering at an outdoor camp shower, Natalie Portman taking a bath in Rome, and my most symbolic one, a real "Man's inhumanity to man" nihilistic noir film that gets to the whole hopelessness of life, why bother helping people, what does it mean to be an angst ridden teenager, and is revenge against your enemies really worth it if it costs you your soul? film, Natalie Portman showering in a Japanese bathhouse.

[ghostsofgiants]

2. While the formatting is all wrong, the plot more than makes up for it.

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Well, I'm really more of a story man than a "script details format" man.

I figure a script writer can format it for me; I just wanted to get the deep, symbolic, meaningful stuff down quickly before I forgot it.

[BikeWriter]

8. Fuck dialogue and all that shit. You got the important stuff in.

:toast:

[BikeWriter]

5. *Sounds of wild applause!*

[ZombieNixon]

6. Herking brilliant!!!

You, sir, are a master of story. Sure to be a blockbuster! Just think of the movie posters!!

Umm...what's it called? :shrug:

[LostinVA]

7. HORRIBLE format -- reader wouldn't make it past the first page

[ZombieNixon]

9. The first page is all that's necessary!

:D

[Starbucks Anarchist]

10. LMAO!

:rofl:

Well-played.

[DS1]

11. meh

the leaked internet Director's cut has me, playing Mike, Joe, Gunter, whatever coming in and doing them all in sequence

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Does it come with commentary?

Without a commentary track by the director, you, and the special effects guy, I ain't buying it.

[swimboy]

13. Sounds like DS1 is going to need a good special effects guy

:hide:

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Oh, that was bad.

Very bad of you.

[derby378]

14. So, uh, who's responsible for "key grip?"

:spank:

[LSK]

16. ACADEMY AWARDS, HERE YOU COME!!!!

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. This is why I should be in Hollywood, writing movies.

But will they buy my scripts? No, they won't.

bastards.

I would not only win Academy Awards, I would win the kinds of awards that are given out by various countries and organizations for "work for the benefit of humanity" and etc.

[LSK]

18. maybe you require too much good acting

I mean you have to stand by your principles. Not anyone can do those roles.

[WCGreen]

19. Wah Wah peddle for the sound track......

[imperialismispasse]

20. You're gonna need a "soaper" onset

to keep those bubbles nice and frothy. I am volunteering my services at a cost of- free. And I really think Jessica Alba is missing from this screenplay. But otherwise bravo.

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. But we won't need a fluffer...

unless DS1 is scripted into the picture. :P